Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
there is a ringmaster for Matt’s 30th birthday holding a corralling stick with Matt’s face on it. things are getting silly.
GPOYW- A picture of us standing in front of a wall of pictures of people. So meta.
At Delicatessen, during the Katherine Kwei SS12 Collection Preview.
(photo by Klarika Huszar)
Happy Friday, here is my face! Also, xx LIMP WRIST CREW xx
Got a cool new hat today. Had to have a really serious face for this one so you know I’m not playing jokes over here.
Thanks to Gavin from penguinhats.com for fulfilling a lifelong dream of mine- to wear a penguin on top of my head with ease and grace.
They have a tumblr, which is just a series of people wearing these hats going about their business. No, seriously. Make it your business and buy a hat.
What’s really eye-opening about this indictment is the property that the Feds have seized from the defendants. It lists a number of bank accounts, PayPal accounts, 15 Mercedes-Benz vehicles, a Rolls-Royce with the license plate “GOD,” a rare Lamborghini and a Maserati. It seems the defendants had a number of vehicles with creative license plates including “HACKER,” “POLICE,” “STONED,” “GOOD,” “CEO,” and the ominous “GUILTY.
I DON’T MISS YOU by Mallory Blair
A letter I wrote to my 9th grade boyfriend from summer camp on Hello Kitty stationary. Just trying to keep it real.
Bnter used to be a cool conversation app that we used to immortalize our funny conversations. Now? The new redesign to Banters is super cool (the kind of cool that requires pom-poms and a pizza party). We’re most excited about the site’s ability to hold more than three conversation lines, because our officetalk is too good to be stuffed into three speech bubbles like a unicorn pretending to be a miniature pony.
Also, Mallory recently got an iPhone, so the Banters post-via-text feature will be a total lifesaver when it comes down to speed recording Small Girls jokes and funtimes.
When we’re feeling a little tired after a long day, the Explore tab lets us find noteworthy conversations about tech & love—because we’re internet lovers, not fighters.
We encourage you to sign up and start bantering your banter today! Yay Banters!
Find me at banters.com/mallory
We can’t wait to meet all of our guests tonight at our launch party! We’ll be enjoying treats from Spot Dessert Bar and cocktails from Cointreau & Societe Perrier—all while viewing the petite shoe collection!
Tonight! <3
If you are a girl with tiny feet that can never find rad shoes to fit her, you should probably definitely come see us here tonight.
Stopped by A Startup Store (beta) launch event last night and picked up this Mallory-in-mind Of a Kind edition. Once I put in the Yestadt Millinery bitties, the rest of the outfit followed (featuring neon bracelets from my childhood, a Barbie dangle from McDonald’s and a $325 bird necklace gifted from designer Apollo Braun.)
Probably going to fasten them in again for the Cyber Pretty party tomorrow night as well because according to the manufacturer’s video, the florescent bows glow in the dark.
For those of you that have yet to stop by A Startup Store (beta) - they’ll have startup products on display for four more days, after which the theme of the concept store changes to LOVE and the products therein along with it.
