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Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. Welcome to my internet space. I am a 21-year-old little thing.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!


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    March 9, 2010
    (via Annie Werner for NYULocal)
WTF GALLATIN MAJORS: “The Semiotic Parade of the Creative Class” 
That’s the tentative title at least. Mallory Blair says it changes practically everyday. She’s one of those Gallatinos who studies a little bit of everything–sociology, urban studies, art history, cultural theory, economics, etc. She’s probably even studying you—if you’re creative, that is. Mallory aims to understand the intermediary between creativity and commodity, where all of that happens, and what makes people tick. 
 
Annie Werner: What got you interested in this?Mallory Blair: I came to Gallatin interested in human behavior and marketing, but the classes I took, because of the nature of Gallatin, were very centered around the arts. So the arts really became a lens through which I looked at marketing and psychology.
AW: So what do you do with that?MB: I’d like to teach eventually, but right now I work for Paper Magazine and do market research at a brand consultancy firm called WHY-Q? We look into how to make a brand thrive by connecting them with their consumers.
AW: Can you give an example?MB: This past year WHY-Q? partnered up Adidas with “New York Minute”—an art exhibit in Rome that featured 60 New York artists, curated by the Dietch galleries. By sponsoring these artists, Adidas enhanced their brands alignment with the creative community, bolstering their brand ethos and therefore, down the road, their profits.
 AW: And what do you do for Paper Magazine?MB: I’m their on-air arts and culture correspondant—so that means I go out and interview celebs and New York socialites at their parties and events. That gets recorded and put on their website. So it’s a marketing scheme for Paper but also good PR for the celebrity.
AW: Who do you mean by ‘celebrity?’ Olivia Palermo five years ago?MB: Well it’s a very loose term! But in the last year I’ve done Katy Perry, Joanna Newsom, Betsey Johnson, and Patricia Fields. It’s a really good exchange between the public and the creative community/private sector.
AW: So who is this creative community you speak of?MB: Anyone who creates something. Artists, engineers, architects, filmmakers, musicians… Steve Jobs.
AW: So a CEO-type can be in the creative class?MB: Absolutely. As long as they’re creating, be it traditional art forms or technology or what-have-you. I was recently talking to a Physics major friend of mine, and he was telling me how beautifully artistic it can be, so there’s really no statute of limitations when it comes to creating.
AW: What do you predict is next for this so-called creative class?MB: I think it’s upbeat positivity and nostalgia. And I don’t mean nostalgia for another generation’s past like we’ve been visually exploring for a while now but for our own– the past we maybe didn’t fully embrace because we were busy getting burnt out on cynicism. Or perhaps that we did fully embrace and want to go back to playing instead of playing it cool.
AW: And what will they play?MB: I’m talking Ska music, Gameboys, and Capture the Flag. I think where we’re seeing this now is the wild “mainstream” potential for online applications that emphasize hyperfriendly playfulness–things like Foursquare, Farmville and Chatroulette.
AW: So you think Chatroulette can be a positive sign?MB: Man, the power of play and spontaneity is no more present than in the exponential popularity of Chatroulette. The economy is pulling itself back together, it’s been a decade since 9/11, so where else is there left to go from here but up?

    (via Annie Werner for NYULocal)

    WTF GALLATIN MAJORS: “The Semiotic Parade of the Creative Class”

    That’s the tentative title at least. Mallory Blair says it changes practically everyday. She’s one of those Gallatinos who studies a little bit of everything–sociology, urban studies, art history, cultural theory, economics, etc. She’s probably even studying you—if you’re creative, that is. Mallory aims to understand the intermediary between creativity and commodity, where all of that happens, and what makes people tick.

    Annie Werner: What got you interested in this?
    Mallory Blair: I came to Gallatin interested in human behavior and marketing, but the classes I took, because of the nature of Gallatin, were very centered around the arts. So the arts really became a lens through which I looked at marketing and psychology.

    AW: So what do you do with that?
    MB: I’d like to teach eventually, but right now I work for Paper Magazine and do market research at a brand consultancy firm called WHY-Q? We look into how to make a brand thrive by connecting them with their consumers.

    AW: Can you give an example?
    MB: This past year WHY-Q? partnered up Adidas with “New York Minute”—an art exhibit in Rome that featured 60 New York artists, curated by the Dietch galleries. By sponsoring these artists, Adidas enhanced their brands alignment with the creative community, bolstering their brand ethos and therefore, down the road, their profits.

    AW: And what do you do for Paper Magazine?
    MB: I’m their on-air arts and culture correspondant—so that means I go out and interview celebs and New York socialites at their parties and events. That gets recorded and put on their website. So it’s a marketing scheme for Paper but also good PR for the celebrity.

    AW: Who do you mean by ‘celebrity?’ Olivia Palermo five years ago?
    MB: Well it’s a very loose term! But in the last year I’ve done Katy Perry, Joanna Newsom, Betsey Johnson, and Patricia Fields. It’s a really good exchange between the public and the creative community/private sector.

    AW: So who is this creative community you speak of?
    MB: Anyone who creates something. Artists, engineers, architects, filmmakers, musicians… Steve Jobs.

    AW: So a CEO-type can be in the creative class?
    MB: Absolutely. As long as they’re creating, be it traditional art forms or technology or what-have-you. I was recently talking to a Physics major friend of mine, and he was telling me how beautifully artistic it can be, so there’s really no statute of limitations when it comes to creating.

    AW: What do you predict is next for this so-called creative class?
    MB: I think it’s upbeat positivity and nostalgia. And I don’t mean nostalgia for another generation’s past like we’ve been visually exploring for a while now but for our own– the past we maybe didn’t fully embrace because we were busy getting burnt out on cynicism. Or perhaps that we did fully embrace and want to go back to playing instead of playing it cool.

    AW: And what will they play?
    MB: I’m talking Ska music, Gameboys, and Capture the Flag. I think where we’re seeing this now is the wild “mainstream” potential for online applications that emphasize hyperfriendly playfulness–things like Foursquare, Farmville and Chatroulette.

    AW: So you think Chatroulette can be a positive sign?
    MB: Man, the power of play and spontaneity is no more present than in the exponential popularity of Chatroulette. The economy is pulling itself back together, it’s been a decade since 9/11, so where else is there left to go from here but up?

    February 28, 2010

    I need an NYC “weekly party” party to cover for Paper Mag.  Suggestions?

    February 1, 2010
    While Chris is getting his hair cut in this meta metal world, I am hanging out with the salon’s doggie dogg.  I think I am going to take a break from “blogging” and spend more time “channeling my puppy spirit animal.”  Nothin’ melodramatic, just more time chasing after frisbees, sniffing tails, that sort of thing.  I will be leaving up the “ask” box (finally added the anonymous feature as I was a little e-nept before) as well as a “submissions” section so you, dear friends, can keep Malz Werld running if and when you feel like it.

    While Chris is getting his hair cut in this meta metal world, I am hanging out with the salon’s doggie dogg.  I think I am going to take a break from “blogging” and spend more time “channeling my puppy spirit animal.”  Nothin’ melodramatic, just more time chasing after frisbees, sniffing tails, that sort of thing.  I will be leaving up the “ask” box (finally added the anonymous feature as I was a little e-nept before) as well as a “submissions” section so you, dear friends, can keep Malz Werld running if and when you feel like it.

    February 1, 2010

    I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again, and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

    January 27, 2010
    Fred caught me in the library.  Wearing CURE clothes.  Again.

    Fred caught me in the library.  Wearing CURE clothes.  Again.

    January 24, 2010
    iPhone's auto-correct sometimes says the things you're too afraid to say yourself?
    • chris: are you home?
    • me: yep!
    • chris: foods?
    • me: on my way now! what're you thinking?
    • chris: was considering mamoun's before but now wanting some delicious tail
    January 24, 2010

    Dear Sir,

    I just listened to your voicemail from this weekend about the city smelling like maple syrup and so forth.  While I recognize your voice and loved this voicemail so much I just listened to it seven times in a row, the number was blocked and you didn’t leave your name.  I want to tell you it was a wonderful image!  A city of pancakes!  So I am putting this up here, hoping one day you come across this when you’re down and think “hey, well, there is one thing I at least do really well— leave fantastic voicemails.”

    Very much appreciatively,

    Mallory

    January 23, 2010
    We have all officially become this girl.
You betta recognize.

*But if you don’t, it is the goddess that is Cleo from Sugar and Spice (2001) whose obsession with Conan O’brien leads her to interject her thoughts and fantasies about him into every conversation.

    We have all officially become this girl.

    You betta recognize.

    *But if you don’t, it is the goddess that is Cleo from Sugar and Spice (2001) whose obsession with Conan O’brien leads her to interject her thoughts and fantasies about him into every conversation.

    January 22, 2010
    The Tibetan Fox thinks He’s Better Than You
I just want you people to drink in this world-class douchebag known as the Tibetan Fox. Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before? I’m not one for slapping foxes, as I generally think they know what they’ve done, but this one really has that look, like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie. Unsurprisingly, he is extremely rare. That’s probably because he thinks if he has too many babies, some of them will turn out to be commoners and he wouldn’t be able to show his square face at the country club anymore.How’s your ivory tower, Tibetan Fox? I’m sure it must be terribly stressful to stand in judgment of the rest of us little people, so why don’t you just retire to your cabin and play lacrosse? You know what, on second thought, WHY DON’T YOU WANDER THE DESERT LOOKING FOR RODENTS. Some of us have to work for a living, Tibetan Fox. We don’t get everything handed to us by a lifetime of hunting and scavenging, you stuck-up snob.

    The Tibetan Fox thinks He’s Better Than You

    I just want you people to drink in this world-class douchebag known as the Tibetan Fox. Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before? I’m not one for slapping foxes, as I generally think they know what they’ve done, but this one really has that look, like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie. Unsurprisingly, he is extremely rare. That’s probably because he thinks if he has too many babies, some of them will turn out to be commoners and he wouldn’t be able to show his square face at the country club anymore.

    How’s your ivory tower, Tibetan Fox? I’m sure it must be terribly stressful to stand in judgment of the rest of us little people, so why don’t you just retire to your cabin and play lacrosse? You know what, on second thought, WHY DON’T YOU WANDER THE DESERT LOOKING FOR RODENTS. Some of us have to work for a living, Tibetan Fox. We don’t get everything handed to us by a lifetime of hunting and scavenging, you stuck-up snob.

    January 21, 2010

    mah first lip dub

    Part of an effort to work dat glitter as Bianca calls it - I stripped myself of the Marjorie Stewartbaxter alterego I usually drop into and opted for Annie.  This is what would have happened if instead of stopping at “annimal” when naming her album, she kept going until she got to “anniemallory”

    January 20, 2010
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    I want you back - The Jackson 5

    Oh man, sux 2 b u, d00d- if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

    January 19, 2010
    January 19, 2010
    "[True Blood’s Stephen Moyer] is broody, secretive, just approaching the far side of appropriate age for young women, and as well he’s remote, not at all prone to oversharing—and these behaviors conspire to create a constant and juvenile hysteria of narrative relationship drama, the kind of drama that inflames the sort of diary-keeping young person who think that love is a Victorian battle of all-out devotion, suicidal ideation and hyperactive, engineered passion (as opposed to, you know, constancy, respect and lack of drama). In short, he would never use Twitter, which is all anyone wants in a man."
    —

    Choire explains the hotness of Stephen Moyer in six sentences. (via molls)

    But… I love Edward Cullen.  Wait, there’s an apt explanation for that, too.

    January 18, 2010
    oh my god these freaking endorphins

    If 2009 was about dance parties, 2010 is about dance classes. I picked up a couple and had my first one today. Thinking it aint no thang, I left my hip-hop shoes at home (if you’re laughing right now, you’ve never danced in a pair- it feels like arched sole heaven) and wore a white shirt. I now look like im fresh off a wet t-shirt contest and my feet are throbbing from pirouetting in adidas. So, so good.

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