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From copyright class today.  Peter Berkman just watched me liveblog this.

Oct 1st

Gawker made me giggle

Oct 1st

I’m a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent (via jessicachu) I...

Oct 1st

Domestic Bliss

I just called my roommate/partner in hibernation, Ben, under the guise of “Whatchya...

Oct 1st

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Fools by The Dodos A good song for walking in any weather and quiet drives when it’s warm out

Oct 1st

(via thefutureofhistory)

Sep 30th

“You buy things and you keep them clean. You take care of...”
— via: I wrote this for you

Sep 30th

(via cameronr) Ok so… Music is my boyfriend, Jesus is...

Sep 29th

juliaallison: I cannot for the life of me fathom why I...

Sep 29th

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Really flattering still followed by… Part 1: “Tell me what you did today” Part...

Sep 29th

Sep 29th

(via juliasegal)

Sep 28th

Last night between Fanelli’s and toying with Tribeca...

Sep 28th

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Sep 26th

Homework!

“Oh, and before you leave I have one more assignment,” I said to the class. Naturally, this news...

Sep 25th

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I hosted this special edition of PAPER TV at the Paper Magazine 25th Anniversary Gala at the New...

Sep 24th

meghanasha: On my way to a work meeting at my favorite...

Sep 24th

The chinese character teng can be read as either hurting or as loving

Sep 24th

"No one is suggesting, even for a moment,...

Sep 24th

GPOYW: new bed

Sep 23rd

GPOYW: old bed

Sep 23rd

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Mackenzie Phillips (yknow, former child star, married to one of the Rolling Stones) came out with a...

Sep 23rd

“I really like the direction in which Dan’s hair is going”
— NYULocal contributor Samantha...

Sep 23rd

Petrichor:

The smell of earth after rain

Sep 23rd

Gossip Girl Makes NYU Look Like a State...

Sep 22nd

I wore this lotion all of middle school.  It smells like...

Sep 22nd

Palimpsest:

A manuscript written over earlier ones.

Sep 22nd

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simko: Luv Deluxe by Cinnamon Chasers, directed by Saman Keshavarz… If you watch carefully you’ll...

Sep 22nd

shawnbrackbill: Lyle Lodwick and Yael Greenberg-Lodwick ©...

Sep 22nd

meaghano: Hey look matt I found a book named after your...

Sep 21st

The Benefits of Distraction and...

Sep 21st

Me: Are you still DJing at Norwood?
Pierce: Not anywhere right now
Me: Shoot, where should I have my 21st? It's in a couple of weeks.
Pierce: Marquee!!!
Pierce: Ha no have a rollerskating party
Pierce: or at the gymnasium at Chelsea Piers with the foam pit
Me: Pierce, I am turning 21 not 20

Sep 21st

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Muse was directed by some Italian talk show to lip synch their performance to a pre-taped track. ...

Sep 21st

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Or, “Hey Lloyd, I’m read to be heartbroken” - Camera Obscura

Sep 20th

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French Navy - Camera Obscura

Sep 20th

(via sabino) I own those socks!

Sep 20th

Next year in Israel

Never thought to tumble from temple before but then again I’ve also never seen a cantor...

Sep 19th

“Stephen Hawking once said, “If time travel is real, where...”
— Simon Rich, Ant Farm

Sep 19th

scatter gory

marin: ok number 8- things at an airport that begin with r
ben: i put rappers
marin: that doesnt count
ben: one time i sat on a plane near TI

Sep 19th

“anamanaGIFy” by dinoaids

Sep 18th

“I can’t belive Patrick Swayze is gonna be on...”
— Josh O

Sep 17th

This weekend I strip the color out of my hair and go back to...

Sep 17th

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You are the metronome to which I pull off my greatest stunts.

Sep 17th

Also, my baby girl Reni is a babe… girl

Sep 17th

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My #1 girl’s #1 fact (from Ten Random Things about Reni Lane)

Sep 17th

ilookatyouwithfeelings: shoot the piano player

Sep 17th

onionvolcano: Kathy Griffin’s new book is called “Official...

Sep 17th

Yum

I’m working on LA time today which means I came in at 5 and probably won’t be leaving...

Sep 16th

GPOYW with old-school Sophia Lamar stylist, Jose Silva.

Sep 16th

oomb: dwineman: In my dreams, Jason and Raza meet in the...

Sep 15th

Now taking offers:

The day before Bea Arthur’s death I changed my default photo on facebook to her likeness with...

Sep 15th

Not sure how to even process what just...

but a nice-enough guy came up to where I was sitting studying on the street, saying he couldnt help...

Sep 15th

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The “Downfall” Meme in which the Kanye-Taylor Swift debacle infuriates the Fuhrer....

Sep 15th

Sep 14th

Simko, myself and Hruska doing much of the same as the last...

Sep 14th

“The whole Apple team is melting in your hands like little...”
— Jan Michael Ascanio

Sep 14th

someone left these up on all the computers...

Sep 14th

Alive & well

Last day in LA for Apple, heading back to NY tonight for fashion week press and parties, Rosh...

Sep 13th

Ashley Simko, myself and Rachelle Hruska of Guest of a Guest...

Sep 13th

File under "normal"

Just interviewed Nick Carter on the job for Apple

Sep 12th

This American Hero

5am hangouts with Ira Glass. This was even better than meeting Kanye.

Sep 12th

“There are two great tragedies in American Life. One is that...”
— John Belushi

Sep 12th

cameronr That’s So Raven

Sep 12th

Nick Gray's Tea Parties featurette in NY Mag

Sep 11th

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I caught the Betsey Johnson and Patricia Field reunion for Paper TV at Paper’s 25th...

Sep 9th

“I can’t believe I saw Kanye West say I love you to...”
— 8:30am good morning text from...

Sep 9th

In which I tell my children how I...

Long story short, insert a dialogue here in which Kanye tells me he loves me. And not in the I'm telling everyone I talk to tonight that I love them kind of way but in the his girlfriend and I shmooze for a while and she confirms their love for me and acknowledges I'm the closest anyone's gotten to getting them to talk to the press. I kind of am alright at doing my job- that thing I'm now paid to do. Just saying.

Sep 9th

Interviewing for Paper Magazine’s 25th Anniversary tonight at the New York Public Library!  I...

Sep 8th

From my friend Charley’s imdb page.  Niiiiice.

Sep 8th

Lorrie Moore's response to the question,...

unicornology: oomb: Here’s the thing about being 20 years old. It’s actually the universal age...

Sep 8th

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dmauro: Beer Party

Sep 8th

All white for labor night.

Sep 8th

Charley Beil, at home.

Sep 8th

tanya77: Don’t know if this is true, but I love it. (via)

Sep 7th

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rachell: Gabriel Iglesias stand-up: Practical Joke (funniest practical joke ever)

Sep 6th

unicornology: ...

Sep 6th

On Netflix my automated taste preference rows have gotten really specific: Quirky Comedies...

Sep 6th

fuckyeahjonasbrothers: O_O

Sep 6th

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About a month ago I got an invitation from Purple Lab to hop on board for an event commemorating the...

Sep 4th

Jenny from Gabe & Jenny may be the SNL cast...

Sep 3rd

Follow-up:  See, like I said, don’t worry.

Sep 3rd

GPOYW i like this photo because we look excruciatingly bored...

Sep 3rd

just got a shout out on east village radio. what im trying to say is is that im an important person....

Sep 3rd

Brief Jerky

Sep 2nd

Jus wanna xpress mah emoticons

Sep 2nd

“Many girls want to be carnal with me because I’m such...”
— Eugene Hutz

Sep 2nd

We rode horses in San Antonio de Areco

Sep 2nd