January 2008
20 posts
Ways to Celebrate Chinese New Year:
1. Hang a lantern! 2. Clean your house! 3. Wake the sleeping dragon!
Back 2 school.
Today was my first day of school all over again! I had three classes today. Because you are interested in what those three classes are, I will tell you: Art & City: A sociological perspective, Creative Writing and Semiotics of Literature & Media. While it was pretty tiring, I treated Jordan to lunch in between, which made both of us happy because I love dates and Jordan loves free...
Computer Heat
Danny: Hey, you know that girl I want to hook up with?
Jordan: Oh, the one you were flirting with over the internet?
Danny: Yeah, don't get down on me because that probably turns Mallory on.
Live from LA it's Monday Afternoon!
HAI GUYZ! I am in LA! It is a really special place filled with lots of nice buddies. I am going to do one of those DAY 1: Here’s what I did. DAY 2: Did some other stuff. sort of formats at some point but only after I upload my pictures. For now, pretend like you’re reading about all these great flourescent cotton candy days I’m having and in a week you can say, “Hey! ...
At the hypothetical watercooler :(
Miss Mallory: Nice moves, Jordan, we should go clubbing together some time.
Mr. Jordan: Yeah, we could do that.
Miss Mallory: I would probably do a little bit of this... (proceeds to dance)
Mr. Jordan: What do you even call that?
Miss Mallory: Interprative dancing.
Mr. Jordan: Yeah, that definitely is an interpretation of SOMETHING
Driver Blames GPS For Driving On Railroad Tracks,...
What is it about turning on a GPS system that makes people lose just about any bit of common sense they may have had? Last year, we wrote about a woman who blamed her GPS device for getting her into a train accident. You see, the GPS device told her to go straight, even though there was a gate blocking the train tracks. Now we’ve got a similar case. As pointed out by the folks over at the...
Best Friends are For Fun!
Fox: okay i'm gonna go do something active
Fox: i'm thinking ddr or a run
Fox: ddr becasue i miss you
Fox: or a run because i have some self pride
Verizon's "iPhone"
Mallory: I just got the new phone. Prepare for your mind to be blown when you see me because it makes me look AT LEAST 6 months older.
Dhani: Oh, so like 7 and a half?
How did they know!
If like us, your New Year’s resolution was to find out more about monkeys, then you’re in luck! Head to the Bronx Zoo for “The Private Lives of Primates,” where you’ll learn the ins and outs of our primate friends by taking a tour through JungleWorld, observing white-cheeked gibbons and silver-leaf langurs and listening to words of monkey wisdom imparted by...
“#40. Aliens will begin to show themselves in the year 2010, they will not harm...”
– Sylvia Browne’s 2000 predictions for the next 100 years
“The unicorn exists because it exists. Such an animal does not come from nothing....”
– Unicorn Dreams Lair 2000