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Well, I’m laughing.
Jan 28th
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Milk by 7 Princesses.
Jan 27th

Ways to Celebrate Chinese New Year:

1. Hang a lantern! 2. Clean your house! 3. Wake the sleeping dragon!  
Jan 23rd

Back 2 school.

Today was my first day of school all over again!  I had three classes today.  Because you are...
Jan 23rd
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When I wake up in the morning, this is how I feel!
Jan 22nd
From Internet People — tily — gkojaxlabo — vhudy6tx4dik9ol ...
Jan 22nd
Last night’s bro down with the boyz.  (Pete, Ary,...
Jan 19th

Computer Heat

Danny: Hey, you know that girl I want to hook up with?
Jordan: Oh, the one you were flirting with over the internet?
Danny: Yeah, don't get down on me because that probably turns Mallory on.
Jan 14th

Live from LA it's Monday Afternoon!

HAI GUYZ! I am in LA! It is a really special place filled with lots of nice buddies. I am going to...
Jan 14th

At the hypothetical watercooler :(

Miss Mallory: Nice moves, Jordan, we should go clubbing together some time.
Mr. Jordan: Yeah, we could do that.
Miss Mallory: I would probably do a little bit of this... (proceeds to dance)
Mr. Jordan: What do you even call that?
Miss Mallory: Interprative dancing.
Mr. Jordan: Yeah, that definitely is an interpretation of SOMETHING
Jan 10th
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OH MY GOD THE INTERNET IS A KILLING MACHINE!
Jan 9th

Driver Blames GPS For Driving On...

What is it about turning on a GPS system that makes people lose just about any bit of common sense...
Jan 7th

Best Friends are For Fun!

Fox: okay i'm gonna go do something active
Fox: i'm thinking ddr or a run
Fox: ddr becasue i miss you
Fox: or a run because i have some self pride
Jan 6th
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My partner in party crime, Miss Reni Laine, makes her TV debut.  I love TV and I love Reni so the...
Jan 5th

Verizon's "iPhone"

Mallory: I just got the new phone. Prepare for your mind to be blown when you see me because it makes me look AT LEAST 6 months older.
Dhani: Oh, so like 7 and a half?
Jan 4th
Dave pwns Mallory at some japanese streetfighter puzzle...
Jan 4th

How did they know!

If like us, your New Year’s resolution was to find out more about monkeys, then you’re...
Jan 3rd
“#40. Aliens will begin to show themselves in the year 2010,...”
— Sylvia Browne’s 2000...
Jan 2nd
Alexander McQueen 2008 Ready-to-Wear Collection
Jan 2nd
“The unicorn exists because it exists. Such an animal does...”
— Unicorn Dreams Lair 2000
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