My boyfriend regarding his (annoying)...

Dave: I would have been so mad at you if you moved your chair and it squished Rocco.
Me: No you wouldn't. You'd be happy I finally gave you a way out of the relationship.
Dave: No that's how I'd feel if Rocco squished you.

Oct 31st

Yesterday I was called to come out to Fuse TV and audition...

Oct 31st

I am debating between being My 7-year-old Birthday Party or...

Oct 30th

Wikipedia: Mermaid problem

Oct 29th

(via spaceblog)

Oct 28th

“I would also like to mention that a lot of their...”
— My friend Katie on American...

Oct 27th

szymon: handshake stamp

Oct 27th

visionsofadream: pootee: DRILLPOP This reminds me of me?

Oct 26th

My cousin Spencer is now a (Jewish) man.  My mom and I...

Oct 24th

ctatum: The High Places show was last night—so good, so...

Oct 24th

Tonight!

Oct 23rd

beyonce and the knife

Oct 22nd

Website: Try Drugs

Oct 22nd

“You should make a The Hills where you’re chilling in...”
— Alaina on my murray hill...

Oct 22nd

Me and my best friend Yelle.  Oh, you know.

Oct 21st

Unfortunately for this girl, the style blog to which her...

Oct 20th

Most exciting news of my life?

I might be one of two back-up dancers in a potential Yelle aerobics video. Tonight. Uhhhhh,...

Oct 20th

Nick Gray alerted me today that: 1. He posted this picture...

Oct 20th

kevindavidcrowe: Saturday October 25th. An amazing line...

Oct 18th

noahkalina: Joe the Plumber “This guy is now a...

Oct 16th

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supersonicelectronic: SO FUNNY!! Selma Blair paparazzi video: The paparazzi caught Selma Blair...

Oct 16th

supersonicelectronic: Megan Fox said, and I quote, “I’d...

Oct 15th

10/14

Happy Birthday to Me!

Oct 14th

If I were a cat, I'd be this one.

Oct 13th

Today is my last day as a teenager.

Oct 13th

Normal.

Tonight my employer is throwing an intimate ladies wine tasting at our company loft.  It is being...

Oct 13th

Touche to Tolstoy

Tumin: A touch of poverty is good for the semination of new ideas?
Rosenberg: There's no question about that. How can you ask such a question? Affluence is heady, you know, and a very dubious condition to develop new ideas, or even to hold on to old ones.
Tumin: But you wouldn't be willing to say . . . ?
Rosenberg: Starvation is also bad.
Tumin: It's impossible to state the best conditions under which you would get the freest flowing of ideas?
Rosenberg: Yes, Tolstoy once said that government support of the arts is terrible, because an artist who is well off will never produce a work of art.
Tumin: Do you agree?
Rosenberg: No, because starvation is also bad. Tolstoy is the last guy in the world who should talk about a subject like that If he had any sense of good manners, he would know that that is not a subject for him to discuss.

Oct 12th

Last night was my 20th birthday celebration.  Mariko (right)...

Oct 11th

simko: Thanks to my brilliant boyfriend (and scheming...

Oct 11th

Nick Gray took this of me at his tea party a couple weekends...

Oct 11th

Spiceworld Bus for Sale.

Oct 10th

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I am still not quite ready for the dance party of the century.

Oct 10th

Quite pleased with how the flyer came out!

Oct 10th

(via laurradarrel) Kramer Castles.

Oct 10th

jstn: Voting so hard right now. I read this as OFFICIAL...

Oct 10th

Watch

celebzaredum: Think Before you Speak Hilary Duff calls out lame-ass teens who use the phrase...

Oct 9th

And yet you look so Jersey.

Oct 8th

Kayla used to hang strangely utilitarian objects from the...

Oct 7th

(via spaceblog)

Oct 7th

“Mallory you are special like a unicorn that is dancing in a...”
— Dave’s stint at being...

Oct 6th

Mreah

I guess I’ve been scrapbooking since before I even had memories to scrapbook. The...

Oct 6th

“So, in the end, I combined two loves: art and fashion and...”
— Emma Watson on her role as the...

Oct 4th

(via Alaina) In the 11 years since fifth grade, I have...

Oct 3rd

kevindavidcrowe: Great variety of apetizers and snacks as...

Oct 3rd

noahkalina: When I lived in Manhattan I would take off my...

Oct 2nd

peterberkman: noahkalina: Ary. BFF2DEATH.  Also, Ary...

Oct 2nd

“The 10 days between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is...”
— #14481 - NOTCOT.ORG (via...

Oct 1st