Or slightly embarrassing.

Just wrapped up an interview on my online prowess for a Cornell digital theory class.  Normal.

Dec 2nd

$$$

Um, according to technorati & business opportunities.biz my blog is worth $22,071.  Time to cash...

Dec 1st

“I’m no fool about the culture, I know women have a...”
— Lily Tomlin from 1991...

Nov 30th

Uh, this is the sort of website I would feel totally okay...

Nov 30th

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BRATZ TRIBUTE VIDEO.  Filled with awesome screenshots and ridiculous quotes.  EG “Fashion,...

Nov 30th

Computer Troubs

Abe has been crashing at my place and though I am now on my screen name and he is floating about...

Nov 28th

This year I spent Thanksgiving with my Dad’s side of...

Nov 28th

Listen

okayjokesover: the beatles - i’m happy just to dance with you.

Nov 28th

Clark from User Operations of Facebook: Hi Ary, After reviewing your situation, we have determined that you violated our Terms of Use. Please note that nudity and other sexually explicit content is not allowed on the site. Additionally, we do not allow users to send messages that are sexually suggestive, or that other users may find harassing in nature. We will not be able to reactivate your account for any reason. This decision is final. Thanks for your understanding, Clark, User Operations of Facebook
Ary: Clark and any other facebook employee, I'm very lost as to what terms I've violated and find it odd that you won't even tell me what I did wrong. This is very unfair. Unfortunately there is nothing I can do about it at this point, besides let you know you are making a mistake. Messaging sexual messages? Come on, I have a girlfriend that I'm very happy with and when I'm in the mood to jack off, i go to a normal porn site. Not Facebook. So, I guess since there are no "email terms" to violate, I can safely say YOU GUYS ARE DICKS. Thanks, Ary

Nov 28th

Watch

Okay maybe I’m not into babies but OH MY GOD TODDLERS!!!!!!  I think this little precious...

Nov 27th

My parents obviously assessed the situation in advance and...

Nov 27th

Listen

Wait Til My Bobby Gets Home - Darlene Love

Nov 26th

aparticularpath: I have an internet crush on the girl in...

Nov 26th

I thought Halloween was supposed to be...

According to my grandma’s voicemail it’s all over the news today that there are planned...

Nov 26th

Here’s a screenshot from a series of my 11-year-old cousin...

Nov 26th

“I am debuting my new movie “I Am King” for my new fragrance...”
— P. Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Puffy...

Nov 26th

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ericlodwick: Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head - “sophisticated side ponytail”—(thatgo.net)- And...

Nov 26th

“I feel like a quote out of context.”
— Best Imitation of Myself - Ben...

Nov 25th

I think I’ve been using the term Rainbow Rock wrong...

Nov 25th

meaghano: 1 Year Old Child is Pregnant - Magazine 13 One...

Nov 25th

Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit....

Nov 25th

Way too legible to have been written by actual lolcats. ...

Nov 25th

This was only funny in theory so I saved you the pain of...

Nov 25th

new remix out on tommy boy records

jessenovak: I remixed the song Just Impolite by Plushgun for the new EP “Dancing In A Minefield.” ...

Nov 25th

Information Architect sounds so much more romantic than it’s definition!  All the real world...

Nov 24th

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Front space:  My friend Dan uses the photoshop bandaid feature on Nelly’s bandaids. Back...

Nov 24th

Submitted to the Free Encouragement project made in part by...

Nov 24th

cakeface: lomo:(via sabino) bizzaro jakob lodwick and...

Nov 24th

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Improv Everywhere “welcomes home” complete strangers from the JFK international...

Nov 24th

unicornology: (via homecoming) I wish the rest of that...

Nov 24th

Crazyonyou: I seriously believe that the Internet is...

Nov 23rd

Yeah, it is only slightly humbling to be in the same...

Nov 23rd

Subculture Up 4 Sale  teehee *Note: These are not things...

Nov 21st

Bleep Bloop Bleep

Today was my last scheduled day of shooting.  Before I left to go make a fool of myself in public...

Nov 21st

failingfast: “The study describes two early Facebook messages, or “wall posts,” by teenagers who...

Nov 21st

Big on the internet.

Just got a call that this here tumblr was brought up on the overhead projector of a class in the...

Nov 21st

In keeping with the previous post’s theme, I also came...

Nov 20th

(via cameronr) While these are old news, I just learned...

Nov 20th

Nov 20th

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So I knew Soulja Boy “cranked dat robocop” but what I didn’t know was that he...

Nov 20th

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The Snuggie- the blanket with sleeves!  Enjoy a snack while staying snuggly warm! You can snuggle...

Nov 20th

Here I go again, appropriating your...

I was asked to be in a K-Swiss commercial that shoots in several days.  Last time I did a sneakers...

Nov 20th

Nov 20th

piercejackson: If you happened to be at the Metal Ball this...

Nov 19th

“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
— Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed...

Nov 19th

DEAR TUMBLR:

onionvolcano: furryrabbits: itsbedtime: mykol78: awesome-everyday: Name one (or more) of...

Nov 19th

itsbedtime: realrealsoft: (epicly later’d) Next...

Nov 18th

“We use words like infinity, but we can’t even...”
— Rebbetzin Heller I...

Nov 18th

On Puppies

When I was 16 I started keeping a journal midway through the school year that I was going to present...

Nov 17th

When you google search “a”, fellow tumblr Noah...

Nov 17th

“In situations of sustained social, economic and...”
— Mindapples (via cakeface)

Nov 17th

“Language, like mankind, expands forever, and one becomes a...”
— Jerome Klinkowitz, “The...

Nov 17th

(via wetpets) Hey little buddy!  I will name you Timothy!

Nov 17th

Hi!! this is Ayaka!! If you want to make your ipod or...

Nov 15th

jessicachu: History of Love by Nicole Krauss I have been...

Nov 14th

My stylist Junko’s latest blog entry at the Kiwa Salon...

Nov 14th

Today I got my hair cut at my all-time favorite New York...

Nov 14th

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radarchive: bijan: First Day of My Life - Bright Eyes If this video doesn’t make you smile or...

Nov 14th

My mother and uncle, 1968.

Nov 13th

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One Fine Day by the Chiffons I have a cd filled with variations and covers of this one song....

Nov 13th

A morning e-mail

I finished Heroes last night. And by finished I mean I finished. I watched all of Season 1 and then...

Nov 12th

NY photographer, Christine Callahan. The only thing that...

Nov 12th

Evan Rachel Wood is no longer Thirteen, huh?

Nov 12th

TONIGHT @ 6:45pm.  (The poster was written incorrectly or...

Nov 11th

(via oomb) It IS really hard breaking the death of a...

Nov 11th

geeqkaudio: (via dianawtf)

Nov 10th

Oh, word?

Nov 10th

The Uncanny Valley

Nov 10th

Lurking my tween cousin on facebook, I found photos of...

Nov 9th

“Because of her precise drawings and Twiggy figure, Susan can...”
— Amen to Alaina for pinning the...

Nov 9th

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In the past two days I’ve been on set for 18 hours.  A majority of my time has been shaped by...

Nov 9th

I’m surprised Myspace would let such an obviously...

Nov 9th

radarchive: (via moneyissues) AND THEN HE DJ’D THE...

Nov 8th

I do not have any money so am sending you...

Nov 7th

Listen

radarchive: kanamit: Our House - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young ‘The song refers to Graham...

Nov 7th

cakeface: (via antoinetta)

Nov 7th

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Nov 6th

jstn: Still not over it. This collection holds perhaps the...

Nov 6th

119 dropped their "Holloweave" mixtape.

Nov 6th

YES!

I made all the people in line take pictures of me in front of the voting booth today.  It was a...

Nov 5th

“It’s hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.”
— Dolly Parton

Nov 5th

Guy admits voting "a couple of times" on...

Nov 4th

Obama's grandmother dies eve of the election.

Nov 4th

I was my 7-year-old birthday party for Halloween (not to be...

Nov 4th

Nov 4th

what do tumblrs do for work? or if you...

folkinz: reblog with your answer…i can post the results later…i am curious if there are trends with...

Nov 3rd

This is the photo I found upon clicking “meet the...

Nov 3rd

This is the only way one can travel to Malz Werld.

Nov 3rd

ctatum: Thanks, ‘Your Perfect Man Quiz,’ thanks a lot. I...

Nov 3rd

HAPPY HALLOWEEN (again)

laserportraits: I never expected to get this amazing post-Halloween response from laser-lovers who...

Nov 3rd