2010

December
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October
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June
May
April
March 1
January 39

2009

June 40
May 50
April 80
March 97
January 91

2008

June 19
May 35
April 49
March 31
January 20

2007

November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Watch Watch
capucha: Happy New Year with Jim Carrey (via GuysHorsingAround) I will never get tired of this.
Jan 1st
Listen Listen
Becky - Be Your Own Pet I think the pets in question here are the pussycats and Gemina is Josie. ...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Dave and I are celebrating Christmas together tonight.  I...
Dec 30th
If I were Coraline
Dec 30th
Interactive website for "Coraline"
Dec 30th
(image found by laurra darrel)
Dec 30th
America Swings (Taschen, October 2008) is documentary...
Dec 30th
Likes when jyk likes things.
Dec 29th
cameronr: Facebook | THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE I’m taking...
Dec 29th
Listen Listen
Magic Trick - She & Him (M. Ward cover, which is a strange biline when he is on this version,...
Dec 29th
walking in a winter wonderland
Dec 29th
You tasted so good today, brunch.
Dec 29th
Liveblogging from Airports:  Teddy and Mallory fly home
Dec 28th
Electrical Storm in Southern Chile from The Year 2008 in...
Dec 26th
Watch Watch
Malz Mailbox pt. 8: Linda and Rhonda’s Snookies Greetings. (Though not readily apparent,...
Dec 26th
Tomorrow is my last day in Rochester!  Too $hort.  (Which is why I had to make nights count by...
Dec 26th
Get it? An Interview with Cory Arcangel on...
Dec 25th
Listen Listen
Friends for Christmas Forever (for Christmas) - My friend Joe Valle under his alias “Josh...
Dec 24th
Does She Love You?
Dec 23rd
Andreas Banderas, 2007
Dec 23rd
Watch Watch
cakeface: there ain’t nothin’ like a brooklyn girl can’t get enough of this song
Dec 22nd
Watch Watch
Chris Lilley as the drama teacher Director of the Performing Arts, Greg Gregerson, on Summer Heights...
Dec 22nd
Tonight my friends and I discovered  “Summer Heights...
Dec 22nd
Listen Listen
Ring My Bell - Madonna  (B-side of “Hard Candy” Japan edition.) Eh, I’m not sure...
Dec 22nd
Tonight’s the first night of Channukah.  Here is what...
Dec 21st
petervidani: pilnick: Dear Neighbour, you are not...
Dec 21st
Watch Watch
chelseamoylan: This baby video watching has led me to something incredibly disturbing… A woman who...
Dec 20th
The TV show I host just aired for the first time a couple...
Dec 20th
(via livingproof) They still haven’t come to plow our...
Dec 19th
Toddler's rendition of Beyonce's "Single...
Dec 19th
thisisacoolattitude: no chilling out, fist bumping or...
Dec 19th
Listen Listen
Gettin Jiggy With it - Will Smith Because I’m done with finals.
Dec 19th
Watch Watch
Koi Yahan Nache Nache — Bappi Lahiri If Video Killed the Radio Star were a Bollywood disco...
Dec 18th

Lots less me than me?

Mallory: I feel badly I hardly keep up on the elusive life of Joe *******
Joe: Here's where I've been: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EgD7DFtnd4
Mallory: I can't make out what that is, is that you on drums? Am I retarded?
Joe: No, it's my friend's band, he goes to Vassar.
Mallory: Oh, I've met this guy.
Joe: He has shows in his house. He's like the you of Vassar. In lesser ways. Lots lesser.
Dec 18th
“Everyone agrees: 2008 was one of the most exciting years for...”
— www.mnftiu.cc » Blog...
Dec 18th

I just got rick rolled

by my 11-year-old cousin. She asked me to split screens with her (evidence of this is in the slew...
Dec 18th
Oh, I’m not, but I do get it a lot and play into it. ...
Dec 18th
So now if I ever forget that, yes, this is my phone, I have...
Dec 18th
Watch Watch
Dec 17th

Did I miss something?

All the sudden about fifteen complete luddite friends of mine have started following my...
Dec 17th
Watch Watch
jyk: likes cute music video. OH!  So good!  So good!  So good!  Especially, “hive goth my...
Dec 17th
Exhibit B.
Dec 16th
thedailywhat: Say it with Goatse. (via.) EGAD!
Dec 16th
Listen Listen
For the past hour I’ve been lying on my floor listening to the same records I did when I was...
Dec 16th
Watch Watch
peterberkman: optimisto: Stella’s MOST AMAZING - Birthday! Oh, just three guys and they’re...
Dec 16th
savefork8t: dankporter: not staged, ill photo. 6th...
Dec 15th
The reason I’ve never learned to drive is because...
Dec 15th

It's like the pescetarians only less...

Mallory: Gotta go get food in my tummy
Mike: At the diner?
Mallory: How'd you know!?
Mike: You always go there
Mallory: Ok, this may be the 2nd time I've gone there this week but it's the 4th time ever in the two whole years I've lived above it!
Mike: You get the meatloaf.
Mallory: WHAT? I don't eat meatloaf!
Mike: I mean the blt
Mallory: I don't eat bacon! DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT ME AND MEATS?
Mike: ?
Mallory: I only eat steak.
Dec 15th
When you’re in New York and there’s tons of...
Dec 15th
Watch Watch
thedailywhat: There’s something a little off about the proprietors of Hobbymasters, but I can’t...
Dec 15th
electriceye Are we Christian, or are we Dancer?
Dec 12th
I google imaged Stephanie Tanner (you know,...
Dec 12th

The powers of advertising

Mallory: Actually, Jon, can we talk about this?
Jon: What?
Mallory: Your facebook.
Jon: No because I will get embarrassed.
Mallory: Ok. ... How about now?
Jon: Oh, okay.
Mallory: Why is it only cute girls that comment all up on your facebook?
Jon: Oh... I don't know.
Mallory: This isn't even a primary observation-- someone was talking about it in the office as if you were some sort of secret mack daddy.
Jon: What?
Mallory: Are you a secret mack?
Jon: Oh, no, I'm a PC.
Dec 12th
Remember that time I shot a TV show on videogames? ...
Dec 12th
cakeface: livingproof: Best of Rochester Party - Nightlife...
Dec 11th
Pierce Jackson and Ashley Simko admiring that I wore metal...
Dec 11th

I'm not that old, am I?

louis: USK was od
mallory: odd?
louis: no, an over dose
louis: (high school speak)
Dec 11th
From the College Humor Josh and Ricky’s Holiday Party...
Dec 11th
Just something I found on the internet, Ok?!  I’m not...
Dec 10th
OMGDZ!  Finally, a keyboard for me and my peeps!  And only,...
Dec 10th
NYU to Offer Degree In Video Gaming (via NYU...
Dec 10th
Chia pets now makes chiapets for your cat!  Soak your chia...
Dec 10th
Watch Watch
(via ericlodwick) Full of “ha”s but not “hahaha”s
Dec 10th
[Captured from the video star in the previous entry’s...
Dec 9th
Watch Watch
celebzaredum: OMG, how adorable is it that his mom supports all this gayness?! Some things to...
Dec 9th
Uh oh, GMail has tasks now
Dec 9th
Starbucks To Harass Philadelphians With Fake...
Dec 9th
H. M., an Unforgettable Amnesiac, Dies at 82
Dec 8th
…   I was confused by this because after looking at...
Dec 8th
“Because I dislike being quoted I lie almost constantly when...”
— Oh, sorry, Terry Gilliam ...
Dec 7th
“Resolved Question”
Dec 7th
Watch Watch
Their party tonight was so good.  I got to sit on Santa’s lap and get my picture taken!  In...
Dec 7th

Internetiquette

Now that my 11 and 13-year-old cousins each have their own macbook, I’ve become increasingly...
Dec 6th

RE: College Humor's Christmas Party...

SUBJECT:  Mistletoe BODY:  Bring some tonight if you can find any.  per Ricky. I actually laughed...
Dec 6th
Watch Watch
Aha’s “Take on Me” lyrically interpreted to fit the video frame by (magic) frame.
Dec 6th
Watch Watch
I do stuff like this for work all the time!  Note to self:  start posting to Vimeo.
Dec 6th
4-year-old Capucine has a tumblr.
Dec 5th
Another long-haired photo as promised via an...
Dec 5th
NY Times Names 10 Best Books of '08
Dec 4th
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=37930368811
Dec 4th
Secret Geek A-Team Hacks Back, Defends...
Dec 4th

hhhggghh

New Year’s Resolution:  Be on time.
Dec 4th

foreword

tarts: My only advantage as a reporter is that I am so physically small, so temperamentally...
Dec 4th
After the previous events of my mailbox, I am relieved to...
Dec 4th
Today’s assortment of mail encouraged me to bring back...
Dec 4th
Watch Watch
In-depth Interview on Pickle Phobia on Maury.  This is the real deal.
Dec 3rd
jessenovak: Google image search on “depression” reveals that...
Dec 3rd
Watch Watch
Preview of LOST Premiere (airs January 21st) Hypothesis:  1. Someone from the island pulled some...
Dec 3rd
My friend Carey calls this my “Saved By the Bell: The...
Dec 3rd
Listen Listen
caleparks: Radiohead (SALEM remix)-Reckoner I don’t usually make it a point to pull this...
Dec 3rd
ericlodwick: a-buyalos: girlsontv: grimzah: ...
Dec 2nd
U.S. Cruise Ship Attacked by Pirates!
Dec 2nd
From 103 “really cool” advertisements
Dec 2nd
Did you knoooow, we’re able to focus on this shade of...
Dec 2nd

Way 2 Go

Just realized I posted two consecutive entries revealing my not-so-secret-any-longer afflinity for...
Dec 2nd

Grab the book closest to you. Go to page...

oomb: “Look at III: in extremely classic fashion, grief comes from the bowed heads, the...
Dec 2nd
Unpopular dolls must wear corduroy or something.
Dec 2nd

Or slightly embarrassing.

Just wrapped up an interview on my online prowess for a Cornell digital theory class.  Normal.
Dec 2nd

$$$

Um, according to technorati & business opportunities.biz my blog is worth $22,071.  Time to cash...
Dec 1st