May 2008
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April 2008
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Nebraska High School "Officials" Tell Parents to... →
My senior class’s prank was to spill birdseed all over the school’s frontlawn at 5 am so that by homeroom Brighton High School would look like a scene out of Hitchcock. That is nothing compared to this prank.
Today I learned:
“poop” upside-down & backwards = “dood”
“Like loving a woman with a broken nose, you may well find lovelier lovelies. ...”
– Nelson Algren
“Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the...”
– Erica Jong (via simko)
“There are fans of Gossip Girl who prefer Blake’s ethereal Serena, who is all...”
– “The Genius of Gossip Girl”, New York Magazine (Apr. 28)
Art Class (song for yayoi kusama) - Superchunk I...
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“This group is megalolz because it makes fun of people for believing moronic...”
– The most poignant facebook comment I’ve ever seen! This was written on a facebook group that claims Bill Gates is tracking an email and will pay you if you forward it but then reveals at the end that the money part is fake and it was a trick to get people to stay in the group and talk about...
“Trash-talk pop culture may lose its influence with today’s teens. The rise...”
– Total lols from Strauss & Howe
WatchI ask “beauty-themed” questions at the the Paper Magazine’s Beautiful People Party. Also known as watch me shmooze with people far more famous on the internet than I am.
“Last week, reality TV actress Heidi Montag announced publicly that she was...”
– Perez Hilton
MTV cribs.
Peter: Let's hang out.
Mallory: I don't have time for friends! We can hang out on the internet.
“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds...”
– Joan Rivers (via simko) In first grade we had to write an essay based on who we wanted to be when we grew up. I wrote 4 pages on Joan Rivers.
Art-collective BFFA3A3 made this of me. →
rach: Pavement-Spit on a Stranger Honey I’m a...
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The Tiny Werld of Tumblr.
After the Paper Magazine party, I got dinner with my best buddy Pierce and a lovely girl he met recently at the Tiffany Koury fashion show. While Pierce and I have a history of loving eachother but not so much eachother’s friends, Ashley was the exception to the rule. Though I can’t remember quite how the discovery was made, I think it was when she told a story that I had read...
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For those of you who can’t afford to live on the Lower East Side, don’t worry! You can now move there virtually! Viacom consulted Vice Magazine (no, really) and voila, out came vLES, a digital replica of la vie hipster.
Paper Magazine's Beautiful People Issue Release...
Tonight I signed on as Paper TV’s on-air personality and got to interview “Beautiful People” fanning from fashion icons such as Richie Rich (of my all-time favorite line Heatherette!) to NY nightlife staples such as Andre J to American diplomat Benjamin Chang (who quickly became my best buddy of the evening.) I’ll post the video here when it goes up online later this week,...
WatchI talk about music videos on MTVu. Again.
1990s computer world.
Tonight my friend Meredith and I were just hanging out on the internet when she invited me to a Real Sex Chatroom. I thought these sorts of things died out alongside AOL 2.0, hotmail accounts and compuserve during the dark ages of the internet, but I guess not. So far nothing too exciting has happened aside from some cool advertisements for hot pictures of little boys (gross!) I will keep you...
Animalz!
Today I woke up and fed a bird then pet a kitty. Every day should be so nice! (note: this is not the cat I pet, just some random image I found surfing the world wide web— however, if I did have that kitty, I would name it Hello Kerropitty.)