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“Humans are so dumb” - Brad, whom I clearly haven’t played with in far too long.

May 1st

Meet Lauren.  She was my everything for most of middle and...

May 1st

Nebraska High School "Officials" Tell Parents...

Apr 30th

A shouldertop?

Apr 29th

yvynyl: Beautifully harmonic folk from this pair of...

Apr 28th

Asif, Pete, and I on location in Westchester, NY.

Apr 28th

peterberkman: Solibald TV is coming. That’s me in...

Apr 28th

This is my desktop background.

Apr 27th

Today I learned:

“poop” upside-down & backwards = “dood” 

Apr 27th

dirty word spotted at local grocery store.

Apr 26th

(via dmauro)  After trying fruitlessly for weeks to get my...

Apr 25th

“Like loving a woman with a broken nose, you may well find...”
— Nelson Algren

Apr 24th

“Last longer.”

Apr 24th

“Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In...”
— Erica Jong (via simko)

Apr 23rd

“There are fans of Gossip Girl who prefer Blake’s ethereal...”
—  “The Genius of Gossip...

Apr 23rd

cakeface: I have been really into unique tableware designs...

Apr 23rd

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Uniqlo’s new ad campaign.  I spy 4 people I know from day-to-day life in this video.  How...

Apr 22nd

He finally noticed me!

Apr 21st

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I can’t tell you anything about the people that made this video other than I imagine them to...

Apr 21st

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Today is my grandmother’s birthday.  It is also Hitler’s birthday, which my mom will...

Apr 20th

Apr 20th

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Art Class (song for yayoi kusama) - Superchunk  I am home and being home means rummaging through...

Apr 20th

Happy Passover.  Bring on the matzoh ball soup.

Apr 19th

gillianmae: Here is a helpful schedule for planning...

Apr 18th

When I have so much to do that I don’t know what to do...

Apr 17th

Convert your text to noise!

Apr 16th

“This group is megalolz because it makes fun of people for...”
— The most poignant facebook...

Apr 15th

The election results were announced today and I will be the...

Apr 15th

“Trash-talk pop culture may lose its influence with...”
— Total lols from Strauss &...

Apr 14th

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I ask “beauty-themed” questions at the the Paper Magazine’s Beautiful People...

Apr 13th

cakeface: a t o n e m e n t I watched Star Wars last...

Apr 11th

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This was made by the same production house that put together those viral Ray-Ban videos a little...

Apr 11th

Taken of me this December by Mark Nester.

Apr 10th

“Last week, reality TV actress Heidi Montag announced...”
— Perez Hilton

Apr 10th

India gets Macbook Pro. (or not)

Apr 10th

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Virgin Suicides X Freaks & Geeks mash-up.

Apr 9th

Apr 9th

MTV cribs.

Peter: Let's hang out.
Mallory: I don't have time for friends! We can hang out on the internet.

Apr 9th

“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he...”
— Joan Rivers (via simko) In...

Apr 8th

Art-collective BFFA3A3 made this of me.

Apr 8th

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allcaps: get fizzical get fizzical get fizzical get fizzical get fizzical get fizzical get...

Apr 6th

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rach: Pavement-Spit on a Stranger Honey I’m a prize and you’re a catch. This song was on repeat...

Apr 5th

The Tiny Werld of Tumblr.

After the Paper Magazine party, I got dinner with my best buddy Pierce and a lovely girl he met...

Apr 4th

MK Britton: We've been hooking up for a while now but I don't want to date him.
Mallory: Why not?
MK Britton: I don't want to sound stupid but I just can't date someone who's not an anarchist.

Apr 4th

This is an ad that accompanied my facebook login today....

Apr 4th

This is not a joke.

Apr 3rd

Paper Magazine's Beautiful People Issue...

Tonight I signed on as Paper TV’s on-air personality and got to interview “Beautiful...

Apr 3rd

Fan Mail!  I’ve got hoes in different area codes!  And...

Apr 2nd

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I talk about music videos on MTVu.  Again.

Apr 2nd

1990s computer world.

Tonight my friend Meredith and I were just hanging out on the internet when she invited me to a Real...

Apr 2nd

Animalz!

Today I woke up and fed a bird then pet a kitty. Every day should be so nice! (note: this is not...

Apr 1st