June 2008
19 posts
WatchOne of the guys from Paramount actually found me on facebook and thanked me for sticking up for their video. As if they weren’t alreeeeeady my favorite from this whole experience.
Click above to watch me yammer about music and get told I am “so easy” by Kim from America’s Next Top Model.
Island in the Sun.
I just got back from Punta Cana in the D.R. I went ATVing for 5 hours and got skinned. I went snorkeling and had a sting ray chase me down. I came home with sun poisoning. Overall, I am glad I made it home alive. Picz 2 fllw.
True Life: I'm an Anchor Man →
I know clicking links is a drag, but the 6-second video it leads you to is the funniest thing ever. Teleprompters rule.
Harder Better Faster Stronger
abe: actually i'm of the opinion that i'm setting trends that won't be in play for another 3 - 4 years, so it's cool.
me: hahahaha abe.
abe: seriously, i mean, i had the common sense to move away from nyc
me: so suburban massachusetts is the predicted trend for 2012?
abe: it's only a matter of time before daft punk's popularity fades into a general popular acceptance of post 1996 electronic dance music. i am preparing for that wave.
me: you will be the first to move to the moon.
abe: it's not about being first. it's about being best.
Jet Setting.
The fact that I am leaving for LA in three hours reminded me that I should probably book my flights to Paris as it’s less than a month away. It’s a good thing I just called because I just reserved the last seat on any flight coming back to the U.S. from Paris using AA miles for the entire month of July. The operator offered me a September return flight as a consolation if the July...
Good news. →
(via peterberkman)
WatchI host PAPER TV’s coverage of the PAPER MAG/House of Campari “Defining a Moment: 25 New York Artists” show. This video represents in 2 minutes and 32 seconds from the waist-up about 25 minutes of absolutely grueling interviewing labor in a awesome but clearly underappreciated tutu.
Malz Mailbox pt. 5
I just found a gmail draft I do not remember writing with the subject line: “Things I am embarrassed to say” attached to a completely empty body. I am taking this to mean on April 25th I was feeling super self-confident and like I had nothin’ to hide from my mailbox. No shame here.
WatchA PSA with TMI. ”It didn’t feel good! It felt gross”
Tune in Next Time For...
Between this and last week I’ll have hosted Paper TV once and VJ’d on MTVu 3 times. Stay tuned for an onslaught of somewhat embarrassing, easily laughable and certainly glitter-filled, sunshiney videos from me to you, dear internet.
Hold Up Wait a Minute
Today it came to my attention that there is a “WikiCollegiate” entry of me that has been accessed over 160 times. What even is that?!!