“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my...”
— Vladimir Nabokov’s...

Aug 31st

This is the sort of information my campier friends put on...

Aug 31st

Also, it doesn’t seem very fair that the Most...

Aug 30th

Julia Allison recently posted a picture of a flowergirl at a...

Aug 30th

Listen

jfabulosity: T.I. featuring Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil’ Wayne “Swagger Like Us” I’ve never really...

Aug 29th

What do I do exactly?

Tumblr commenter oomb: What does this mean, "creative research analyst"?
Mallory: It means I work for a qualitative market research company, not a quantitative one as many most likely assume when they hear market research. Our company specializes in both product and brand development so I assist in planning the studies, executing them, and conducting assessments and reports. While it is a "suit" sort of job, branding research takes a lot of creative work ("thinking outside the box" sort of mantra) which is why our half of the process (as opposed to say, recruiters) is deemed "the creative" team. **I do my fair share of recruiting when it's needed, too, of course.
Tumblr commenter oomb: neat. why do you have that job at 19? are you the doogie howser of creative research analysis?
Mallory: A lot of hard work and a little luck. I'm lucky enough to have employers who value ability, interest, and intellect over age and to be able to work in an environment where I'm constantly intellectually stimulated and get to travel to cities I've never been to before. While I understand that it may seem nontraditional for a girl as young as myself to be offered as much responsibility as I am, I have always been one to value work over play. A bunch of entries back there's a short conversation between Peter Berkman and I where he asks me to hang out and I reply with, "Sorry, I have no time for friends-- we can hang out here on the internet though" which was while I was not only working my job but also going to school, starting up a new record label, booking the concerts for NYU, helping to put on shows at various venues in the city, and doing stuff for MTVu here and there. Recently, I sort of took a step back and realized it's probably unhealthy to try to do everything and that I've got some time. While I've worked 10 hours every day for the past 2 weeks (including Saturday), lately I've been making a really solid effort to force myself to hang out with friends afterwards and, surprisingly, it's not as tiring as I thought. It's actually really rewarding. Now that I sound like a total bore, I guess I'll make this into a tumblr entry in case the question comes up again.

Aug 29th

oomb: (via wolfandfox) It’s hard for me, when I...

Aug 28th

jaredm: Can I talk to Dana? I made a chart for GraphJam...

Aug 28th

TV fun times!

It’s entirely fitting that on the day the United States gives the average American a day off,...

Aug 28th

visionsofadream: roger ballen Visions of a dream is one of...

Aug 28th

cakeface: dear my pal mal, i think you might like these....

Aug 28th

Reformat the Planet on Pitchfork TV

Aug 28th

“I participated in the transformation of my era. I did it...”
— Yves Saint Laurent

Aug 28th

Clearly!

Aug 27th

Oh snap.

jackieheartsb: yourpalmal: jackieheartsb: yourpalmal: jackieheartsb: Metrobistro: Why...

Aug 27th

Oh snap.

jackieheartsb: yourpalmal: jackieheartsb: Metrobistro: Why aren’t you doing any PR,...

Aug 27th

Oh snap.

jackieheartsb: Metrobistro: Why aren’t you doing any PR, advertising or marketing? David Carp:...

Aug 27th

This week!

Tuesday night:  First day I get to leave work before the 11 hour mark in 2 weeks— celebrating...

Aug 26th

ctatum: kjohnstone: Someone left this photocopy in the...

Aug 26th

Right clickin'

Something I wrote on August 11th just popped up on my dashboard that has been reblogged 30 times...

Aug 25th

I skated in a virtually empty apartment wearing hot pink...

Aug 25th

Watch

Every other week I run my big mouth on MTV.  Here is last week’s “Back to School”...

Aug 25th

gema: Definition of a Dickhead

Aug 24th

The Area Codes Project

youngmanhattanite: Because I’m tired, haven’t slept, don’t feel like being at work, and don’t feel...

Aug 23rd

I sat behind the guy in a diaper at Hancock!  We were the...

Aug 23rd

“I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and...”
— This is not my favorite...

Aug 23rd

I invited Dave to be my +1 to Ryan Mcginley’s welcome home party, featuring free drinks and...

Aug 22nd

My NYC Guide

twentysomethingtales: I sometimes get e-mails from both Twentysomething and Cosmo blog readers who...

Aug 22nd

“Speaking of which, I am going to be upgrading my computer,...”
— I realized this morning while...

Aug 22nd

BoingBoing.net cites Malz Werld

Aug 22nd

ctatum: from Abigail Lorick’s Lorick Lady Fall ‘08.  Lorick...

Aug 21st

“When a gas station employee in Englewood, New Jersey refused...”
— Gothamist: Attempt at Condom...

Aug 21st

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ericlodwick: annatruus: noahkalina: “Calvin Klein has drawn frequent ire for its provocative...

Aug 21st

Perez Hilton just revealed that “the notebook co-stars...

Aug 20th

Hi Internet. I just got home from rollerskating on Pierce’s hardwood floors and watching You...

Aug 20th

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thedailyfiona: soupsoup: heidelweiss:betterthancupcakes:madyago:folkinz: This clip is amazing…it...

Aug 18th

cakeface: What mugshots looked like, 80 years ago. (via...

Aug 18th

Aug 18th

My friend Adam sports the official t-shirts made for his...

Aug 17th

Backstage on the “Hi Hater” set last week. If...

Aug 16th

Two-weeks ago I made a comment about...

Charlie: Yo, I had to buy a whole new shorts line up without any cargo pockets. You've ruined me.
Charlie: Just so you know, the stores are still full of 'em. You can wage your hate one man at a time, but cargos are here to stay. (I just won't be wearing them... ever again)

Aug 16th

HOT or NOT BABIES?

Aug 15th

Me before my highschool’s senior prom 2 years ago.  I...

Aug 15th

ericlodwick: Pray Sinners Oh, I get it!  Because you pray...

Aug 15th

evolution in j-nealogy

Jesse: Some of my friends say 'j-no' is too unusably corny
Me: I don't like j-no
Me: it's too j-z
Me: or j-lo
Me: which I guess was the point, huh?
Jesse: it was a parody of j-lo initially
Jesse: some people can do that
Jesse: like gnarls barkley
Jesse: i had this idea once to be gnarls darwin

Aug 14th

Watch

“I seen Beyonce at Burger King” by Cazwell ft. Jonny Makeup.  Plze refer to last post.

Aug 14th

I seen Beyonce at Burger King

Me: Jesse Novak!
Jesse: Hi you just crossed my mind
Jesse: I was remixing this song and it made me think of you. It's called "I seen Beyonce"

Aug 14th

“I have offered all the candidates to come on my show, the...”
— Ellen Degenres

Aug 13th

“Oh no! It’s a tidal wave.”
— NBC sync diving commentary,...

Aug 13th

Congratulations are in order for my buddy Mazik of Self...

Aug 12th

cakeface: via graphics8.nytimes.com

Aug 12th

(photo via chetgulland) Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in...

Aug 11th

SCIENTISTS GETTING CLOSER TO AN "INVISIBILITY...

Aug 11th

“I think you can tell more about a person by their Top 25...”
— (via carmenmariah) Actually,...

Aug 11th

We went to an underground karaoke-dive bar last weekend....

Aug 10th

internetmusings: juliaallison: I just randomly stumbled...

Aug 10th

Losing all your music forever is...

Seriously, plze send some of your favorite music to Music4Mal@gmail.com  In return I will either...

Aug 10th

Back, back it up.

Today is a very sad day in Malz Werld.  I woke up and my computer wouldn’t start and none of...

Aug 9th

Study Explores Why Smart Young Women...

Aug 8th

We’re the Cats of America, woah-oh!

Aug 8th

maryrambin: I just realized I disappointed myself tonight…and in more ways than one. There is...

Aug 8th

My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard. And...

Aug 8th

well… which IS it?

Aug 8th

“You have green hair,” he told me. “Did you know that?” “No,” I said. “Why not?” “I look in the...

Aug 7th

“Lulz” is how trolls keep score. A corruption of “LOL” or...”
— The Trolls Among Us, the NY...

Aug 5th

“John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds...”
— #16 on “Funny Metaphors...

Aug 5th

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

Aug 5th

REAL STYLE: MALLORY, NYC (My interview over at The Super...

Aug 4th

One of the cutest girls ever, Kenadie Jourdin, has...

Aug 4th

Deleted scenes from when after Kevin and Winnie got back...

Aug 2nd

niki: Internet comment about the Montauk Monster. Right on!

Aug 2nd

Animalz werld pt. 2

Out of all animals, the giant tortoise lives the longest with about 177 years in captivity, and the...

Aug 2nd

Watch

brikka: G.R.L. @ M.o.M.A.  Laserpointer graffiti The boy in the pink shirt that’s part of...

Aug 1st

Oh and

Comments are back.

Aug 1st

“This makes me feel so much better about my decision to...”
— Jesse Novak (now you just...

Aug 1st

yvynyl: Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization |...

Aug 1st