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O, juss v’chattin wif Willa?

(via lastnightscobra) Last night Casey made juice for me...

Speaking of moving, I miss this place.

hello downtown.

i am moving! it is exciting!

“Why do people persist in a dissatisfying relationship,...”
— Anthony Robbins (via...

Music video for Apes and Androids coming soon, directed by That-Go’s Stefan and Noel. *How...

unalone: Anamanaguchi - Power Suppy This band is a mixture of driving rock and childhood. There...

It's the economy, girlfriend

Maybe a little reminiscent of the Adele video but still beauty beauty nonetheless.

sbz: on precipitation (the weather girls - it’s raining men)

e-lols

Alex: Mallory of Your Pal Mal fame?
Me: haha, sure.
Alex: One of the girls last night came up to me after the meeting and said "Is that girl that stood up and spoke the Mallory that writes Your Pal Mal on Tumblr?" I told her yes and she went, "Ohhhh, she is a big deal there. She is, like, on the Tumblr radar."

anddouglassays: i’m wearing one now. knitted Sealpelts by...

Hmm, Deerhoof + Champollion + Previously On Lost? ...

“In Germany, they joke about Americans wanting too much...”
— Industrial Designer Bill...

onehundrednineteen

Teens Toilet Paper Madoff's House After...

YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading

Remember when I talked about how the only Fs I’ve ever...

Malz Mailbox pt. 9

I somehow managed to skip over multiple e-mails Charlie sent me regarding potentially going to see...

This week my boyfriend and I exchanged...

I thought this was a pretty trusting move of us, but now realize it’s one-sided since all of...

(via garysreallife) How did you know, Gary?

Aha! A depiction of the 'yahoo answers'...

Why, Vimeo?

I have been uploading, downloading, converting, and sweatin’ over trying to embed the special...

My cousin surprised me with a huge paper cut-out of me...

I have always wanted to use this (very...

Random IM: hey, this is andreas, seths friend i don't know if you remember me but i just moved to brooklyn and i was eating around nyu the other night and remembered i was going to say hello to you
Me: Of course I remember you! What do you think I have- malzheimers?

Thank you for being a friend-ship bracelets?

apples to apples on my lap and in my <3

GPOYW awkward lastnightscobra.com edition. yes, those are...

“Poets are always taking the weather so personally. ...”
— J.D. Salinger

My mom always told me to watch out for pedophiles on...

In an interview last year, Neil Diamond revealed that...

(via Martha Boxley Photography)

L H O O Q

phonetically sounds out “Elle a chaud au cul” when read as French letters. In other...

jessenovak: I’ll be damned if I don’t love Ludacris. This...

“One of the most critically and commercially...

If people raise eyebrows as to why I modeled for a jewelry...

Theslyestfox is also the slyest reblogger. *Her page currently reads as a best-of of Malz Werld. ...

The Glade Dress by Temperley London retails at meager...

oats: AWESOME!! here is my friend Eric walking runway...

(via garysreallife) How I spent my winter break edition?

“Seunghyuk and His Blue Things”, JeongMee Yoon...

“SeoWoo and Her Pink Things”, JeongMee Yoon...

Jamin Butt usually does start out with curiousity… ...

RCRDLBL puts up free tracks by my super duper...

A sneak peek at the new LOST season, mayhaps?

You’ve Been Lied To Your Whole Life of the Day: 4 stinkin’ chords are all it takes to recreate...

Nazi-named Children Taken from Parents

Speaking of Ary…

There isn’t enough space in the caption box for all the lawls I want to put in here.

The Beaches All Closed - No Kids “Come Into My House” is my favorite full-length album...

The Most Horrible Day of My Life.

Save the Polar Bears!

McKenzie: My wife and I weren't able to have children. That's why we chose to imagine them. The doctor suggested it and it's actually been incredibly rewarding.
Clement: Bret's wife is not able to have children because she's not a real woman. She's an imaginary person.
McKenzie: Yeah, she's imaginary. The kids take after her in that sense.

That-Go's "internet page"

Bait and Switch [or update on why I've...

joe: i'll be back in NY soon with a spin internship courtesy of madame mallory
mallory: i helped mike vilensky get a job at new york mag, too.
joe: damn du what are you up to these days? besides your blog
mallory: running a brothel for young professionals

Girl sends 14,528 texts in a month

My friend, hero, and musical guru Adam Schatz will be...

simko:(via) Oh, my tender heart in a blender and watch it...

Prince flow chart.

Cheering tactic: list a few of your...

magicmolly: Free food samples, positive feedback on eBay, bloopers, G7 chord, microwaved kasha...

peterberkman: krisnolte: willw: Great job Microsoft! the future of music. This can’t be real....

To attend Louis Vuitton cocktail party...

or to stay at home finishing off all of the jellybeans that Include the word “corn” in...

My friend Max kissed a girl and he liked it. His heterosexuality is now in the running to be...

I am

the only person in the world with two health insurances who isn’t covered for a routine...

Lykkle Bit (geeeet it?)

Things I Learned Today or Apples to...

1. The guy who invented the Atari also invented the Chuck-E-Cheese franchise. 2. “In the...

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Though I ended up receiving an A for the class in the end, all of the individual assignments...

On Why Apples to Apples is the Rock of...

The night before last several friends and I played a four-hour game of Risk Godstorm (and that was...

A whole new meaning to the idiom “hung them out to...

University of Rochester Proves Our...

thedailywhat: Lights Off: I don’t know where this clip is from, but it seems to be some sort of...

more lols can be found at jonassecrets

Watch the reeediculous premiere of United States of Tara for...

Hopstop launches new design with new year (and now features...

“The Cripple”, 1997 by John Currin remade for...

“It is doubtful if, in spite of her isolation, there was ever...”
— The critic Louis Untermeyer on...

Last night Mike approached me and asked “Do you dance like Elaine from Seinfeld because you...

And David Sandyk made a David Sandwych.

We lit roman candles (and bottle rockets!)

What we actually did on New Year’s.

Dave and I also drank champagne!

Dave and I went to Times Square for New Years Eve!