February 2009
83 posts
January 2009
87 posts
hello downtown.
i am moving! it is exciting!
Why do people persist in a dissatisfying relationship, unwilling either to work...
– Anthony Robbins (via straydogs)
Music video for Apes and Androids coming soon, directed by That-Go’s Stefan and Noel.
*How did this only get 1 like!?!?!
** Nick is hosting a pre-party at his place tomorrow before their show. Tea and biscuits for all.
It's the economy, girlfriend →
(via tanzer)
A self-help group for the mistresses and soon-to-be-exes of former Wall Street tycoons.
e-lols
Alex: Mallory of Your Pal Mal fame?
Me: haha, sure.
Alex: One of the girls last night came up to me after the meeting and said "Is that girl that stood up and spoke the Mallory that writes Your Pal Mal on Tumblr?" I told her yes and she went, "Ohhhh, she is a big deal there. She is, like, on the Tumblr radar."
In Germany, they joke about Americans wanting too much padding for their car...
– Industrial Designer Bill Stumpf
(although posted in part for meaning outside of physical objects.)
onehundrednineteen →
dropped their mixtape on the 19th. I am late to the game and Joe will not let me forget it. He has done such a nice job with the site, no? Salem throws down on the mix. Jus sayin’
Teens Toilet Paper Madoff's House After Losing... →
File under “things that are true, no, seriously.”
YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading →
(via jonathanvingiano)
I particularly like the url of this one.
Malz Mailbox pt. 9
I somehow managed to skip over multiple e-mails Charlie sent me regarding potentially going to see the Previously on Lost show I’d tumbl’d about. He poses this question in order to quantify his entertainment:
How good is the band on the Funny / Good ratio? (Barenaked Ladies being 6/3, They Might Be Giants being a 6/4 and Jay Z, up to and including black album, being a 6/7) I’m...
This week my boyfriend and I exchanged passwords.
I thought this was a pretty trusting move of us, but now realize it’s one-sided since all of his e-mails are written in code anyways…
“David,
I looked at the VGA box schematic and it looks like the Hsync comes out on the 15 pin connector on pin 13 and the Vsync on pin 14. Both of these signals are pulled up to +5v and come from the output of the 74HCT244(pins 16 & 18)....
Aha! A depiction of the 'yahoo answers' users. →
Why, Vimeo?
I have been uploading, downloading, converting, and sweatin’ over trying to embed the special I did for this here network to no avail. I once got really close but after conversion, Vimeo denied my permission. I don’t get the vimeo stipulation because I have a writing credit on the show and hosted it, which means I am the person on-air for 99% of the time… but maybe it...
I have always wanted to use this (very bad) joke!
Random IM: hey, this is andreas, seths friend i don't know if you remember me but i just moved to brooklyn and i was eating around nyu the other night and remembered i was going to say hello to you
Me: Of course I remember you! What do you think I have- malzheimers?
Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always...
– J.D. Salinger
L H O O Q
phonetically sounds out “Elle a chaud au cul” when read as French letters.
In other words, if we were in France, and I accidentally slammed my hand on the keyboard producing that string, you’d have thought I said, “She is wearing hot pants”
Theslyestfox is also the slyest reblogger. *Her page currently reads as a best-of of Malz Werld. Obviously the broads got good taste! You go girl.
RCRDLBL puts up free tracks by my super duper cool... →
Nazi-named Children Taken from Parents →
According to reports, 3-year old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his two little sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, were removed from their home by the state’s family services unit.