February 2009
83 posts
seven in the mornang
Me: I am getting my new bed today!
Nick: Oh god, you are SO forward. What's next... 'Want to come try out my new bed?'?? Give me your mother's phone number right now.
“You didn’t know me and I was scared to let you because you were pretty and...”
– The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me!
Types of Gestures (Wikipedia) →
oomb:
Jennie asked me, “Where does ‘awkward turtle’ come from?”
I said, “The internet will have the answer.” Google found me this page, which is just a list of hand gestures. They are distinguished by how many hands are used. A sample:
2 Using one hand
2.1 Approximation
2.2 Aún hay más (there’s still more)
2.3 Good Luck
2.4 Beckoning sign
2.5 Benediction and blessing
2.6 “Biting one’s...
“You’ve got a lovely way with words,
must be the way you see the world.”
– The Virgins
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter....”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Blue Light Speech-al
Mom: Do you know what the private label of K-Mart is called?
Me: Nope. Why? Is it "Cindy" or "Mallory?"
Mom: No, it's "Attention!"
Me: ... so?
Mom: Don't you get it? "Attention" as in "Attention, Kmart shoppers!"
Always Wanting More - Jay Reatard
Wouldn’t...
"If i have to watch you run by my hospital bed... →
This is obviously fake so I have little qualms about having some fun with it. It’s just interesting that he uses suicide as a threat but moments later inadvertently negates any guilt she might have by suggesting he’ll be dying any day now due to other circumstances.
“Yo some retards at my school spray painted NYU IS OCCUPIED on the side of our...”
– Abe (up at Hampshire in Massachusetts)
World's Shortest Man Sits in World's Tallest Man's... →
New York University is pleased to report that the...
Robust dialogue is a customary, normal, and expected part of the interaction between students, faculty, and administration at NYU. But it is not appropriate for it to take place while there is an ongoing violation of university rules. Despite the protesters’ stated principles that the protest was to be non-destructive and non-violent, the protesters, despite specific warnings to stay off...
cathyerway:
Valentine
Not a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light like the careful undressing of love. Here. It will blind you with tears like a lover. It will make your reflection a wobbling photo of grief. I am trying to be truthful. Not a cute card or a kissogram. I give you an onion. Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,...
119 drops free Valentine's Day mixtape. →
Hippity hop is for lvrs
Valentine's
I just confessed my undying love for my 11-year-old cousin to my 11-year-old cousin. Rather than reciprocate the feelings she gave me a raised eyebrow suspicion with a “wow… you are in a hyper happy mood.” This only reinforces the great vibes I have for her.
I was 1 foot from Leighton Meister
and Chace Crawford tonight. For a shimmering, shining three minutes I could have touched them had I moved my arm slightly to the right. They were filming on 74th and Park, which I stopped at a red light at as I drove up to the Met.
Monkey See Mikey Do
Mike: So do you have to go to grad school now that you got that scholarship?
Me: Sort of, yes
Mike: Ugh I hate you. I don't want to go to grad school.
Me: So don't
Mike: Well, if you are then I worry maybe I should
