What to wear today?

Mar 3rd

Mar 3rd

Mar 3rd

Dave has been designing the music videos and website for...

Mar 3rd

I want to look like a cupacake too, Valentino!

Feb 28th

100%

Feb 27th

Feb 27th

suchmann: Princess Hijab, born in 1988, is an unseen...

Feb 27th

“BRETT SCARPO:  Why Do You HATE Me?” (Kind of...

Feb 26th

seven in the mornang

Me: I am getting my new bed today!
Nick: Oh god, you are SO forward. What's next... 'Want to come try out my new bed?'?? Give me your mother's phone number right now.

Feb 25th

“You didn’t know me and I was scared to let you because...”
— The nicest thing...

Feb 25th

Watch

peterberkman: jamesdevito: this is quite possibly the stupidest, most unorganized thing i have...

Feb 24th

Feb 24th

Watch

Remember that videogame show I hosted a few months ago?  Clearly this is a little outdated but...

Feb 24th

I watched this movie recently for the first time since...

Feb 24th

Watch

Kate Winslet in “Extras”  (So funny, so funny, so funny.)

Feb 24th

Types of Gestures (Wikipedia)

Feb 24th

Watch

simko: Promotional video for a collaboration between Hello Kitty and MAC Cosmetics Ultimate...

Feb 24th

I went to post this question but luckily someone had already...

Feb 23rd

“You’ve got a lovely way with words, must be the way...”
— The Virgins

Feb 22nd

ary: Ten years ago, young Mallory Blair Greitzer of New...

Feb 22nd

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and...”
— Kurt Vonnegut

Feb 22nd

Blue Light Speech-al

Mom: Do you know what the private label of K-Mart is called?
Me: Nope. Why? Is it "Cindy" or "Mallory?"
Mom: No, it's "Attention!"
Me: ... so?
Mom: Don't you get it? "Attention" as in "Attention, Kmart shoppers!"

Feb 22nd

14-year-old AJ’s art project.  “The Lost...

Feb 22nd

Watch

Meet Vitas!  Meet the future of music!

Feb 22nd

Listen

Always Wanting More - Jay Reatard Wouldn’t this make a nice mash-up with Andrew WK’s...

Feb 22nd

"If i have to watch you run by my hospital...

Feb 22nd

“Yo some retards at my school spray painted NYU IS OCCUPIED...”
— Abe (up at Hampshire in...

Feb 21st

Again, being in movement classes with olympic medalists can...

Feb 21st

Gabe, regarding tonight, is on point as ever.

Feb 21st

Know Your Meme: The Game Show! Pwn, Win, or Fail! Live in...

Feb 21st

World's Shortest Man Sits in World's Tallest...

Feb 21st

New York University is pleased to report...

Robust dialogue is a customary, normal, and expected part of the interaction between students,...

Feb 21st

So this was happening when I left the Kimmel Center...

Feb 20th

interweber: What do we think Hurley’s got in that tiny...

Feb 19th

Feb 18th

anamanaguchi: We’re on Pitchfork’s Forkcast!! check it...

Feb 18th

Feb 17th

peterberkman: unalone: Uh-oh. haha look what you’ve done...

Feb 16th

On Relationships, Valentine’s Day, and Good Movies. ...

Feb 15th

cathyerway: Valentine Not a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped...

Feb 14th

Feb 14th

119 drops free Valentine's Day mixtape.

Feb 14th

Valentine's

I just confessed my undying love for my 11-year-old cousin to my 11-year-old cousin.  Rather than...

Feb 14th

Even if I have boyfriends, Fox is always my true Valentine,...

Feb 14th

“What are you going to say about that photo...

Feb 14th

I was 1 foot from Leighton Meister

and Chace Crawford tonight.  For a shimmering, shining three minutes  I could have touched them had...

Feb 14th

Monkey See Mikey Do

Mike: So do you have to go to grad school now that you got that scholarship?
Me: Sort of, yes
Mike: Ugh I hate you. I don't want to go to grad school.
Me: So don't
Mike: Well, if you are then I worry maybe I should

Feb 14th

cakeface: Long Distance LOVE Affair double strand...

Feb 13th

We’ve already filled to capacity before the...

Feb 13th

I think this is the quintessential expression of who these...

Feb 12th

Watch

6-year-old supplies own captions to book on kittens.

Feb 12th

Amazon knows what’s up.

Feb 12th

My outfit in the previous pictures brings me to this...

Feb 11th

Free, All ages, Open to the public, Cupcake comes with...

Feb 11th

A bunch of us in our Mad Men get-up post-party on Saturday. ...

Feb 11th

Alain Robbe-Grillet, father of the new...

TM: In 1966, you said that the erotic photograph had more of a future than the erotic film.
ARG: That's possible. It's not idiotic; it's possible that I said that.
TM: Are you happy with the proliferation of eroticism on video or the Internet?
ARG: I can't say, because I don't use the Internet.
TM: So you've lost interest in the erotic.
ARG: No. I've lost interest in technology. If you have to be connected to the Internet to be interested in eroticism, then you're in trouble.

Feb 11th

Happy Valentine's Day!

Me: Hey I don't think I can come to the party this weekend
Me: Though it looks sweeet
Me: sweeet like cupacakes
Nick: die

Feb 10th

ary: Dave Mauro, hand painted. http://www.dmauro.com/ ...

Feb 10th

Spotted last week on Metro North train to Connecticut.

Feb 10th

(via nick gray)

Feb 10th

Malz Mailbox pt. 10

mal, the boy i’m seeing just used HTML markup in a text i just found out that he writes...

Feb 10th

I need a new online social network

jessenovak: I hate them all. It’s crazy that we’re all just supposed to be on facebook now and...

Feb 8th

Secret Agent Man

In attempting to make an appointment with my advisor he sent me an address that says “ring...

Feb 7th

Aw man

Nick: I was thinking of going to SoHo to get some shopping done and meet random strangers, want to come along?
Mallory: Oh shoot I can't, I'm moving/working
Nick: Then next weekend
Mallory: I might be cottaging in Vermont next weekend.
Nick: Okay, then the weekend after that!
Mallory: After that, my mom is in town organizing the new place, but the last weekend in February I'll be around!
Nick: haha, I feel like Dave now

Feb 7th

Listen

Little Sally Tutorial (Let’s all sing and try the moves or try them in our imaginations.)

Feb 7th

When women have little girls one of the first things they...

Feb 7th

Socioeconomics

Earlier today I was driving downtown and heard a fun fact repeated on every (AM) station I turned...

Feb 7th

Gawker referred to me as the talent.  How completely...

Feb 6th

I like to dance;  I take it pretty seriously.

Feb 6th

Jakob and I killed it on the dancefloor tonight at the...

Feb 6th

mollysoda: this one was always my favourite, ...

Feb 5th

Indie artist Yacht admits to using cracked...

Feb 5th

“Is this a good place to drop you off, mam… or sir”
— Emory escort driver

Feb 5th

Young Saudis, Vexed and Entranced by Love’s...

Feb 5th

Hipster Runoff Revealed with Village Voice...

Feb 4th

Company Agents

jesse: have you noticed that you know everyone I know
jesse: in some weird way
me: yes, you are not alone
me: i really want to do something with that skill of knowing everyone, i just don't know what.
jesse: i am watching too many episodes of Heroes because my first impulse is to ask you if you have a Power

Feb 4th

Listen

Dirty Mind - The Pipettes Even though none of the original members remain, even though their name...

Feb 4th

Is it weird that this site lets you see what your babies...

Feb 4th

Listen

Tthhee Ppaarrttyy - Uffie laying down vocals over Justice beats on Cross

Feb 3rd

אני מת עליך

cbeth: One of my best friends is dating an Israeli guy, and he’ll say things to her in Hebrew but...

Feb 3rd

5 am

I put “sleep” on my to-do list under Thursday.  I have not been doing a lot of it lately...

Feb 3rd

Lip Dubbers: This is how stupid you all look...

Feb 3rd

Free, All ages, Open to the public, Cupcake comes with...

Feb 2nd

piercejackson: On the way to work I spotted this guy. It’s...

Feb 2nd

My baby takes the morning train.

I woke up this morning to a radio DJ announcing the song just played “everything she does is...

Feb 1st

Today my tumblr is graced with nice, rounded numbers.

Feb 1st