Take Me to your Eater

Me: Did you ever notice that almost everything at St. Mark's Market is priced at $4.59? I think they just made a bunch of $4.59 stickers and put them on as many things as possible and after they ran out they decided to only go .50 higher or lower.
Ben: Maybe St. Mark's is run by aliens because I am pretty sure at least Bamn! was down the street.
Me: Bamn? As in The Automat?
Ben: Yeah, it's like aliens are trying to assimilate to our culture only they got some things messed up. You know, they came to planet Earth and saw a bunch of delis and thought they'd open one up and try to fit in but they put the food in the vending machines and the drinks behind the counter. They used to have a sign out front that said "Open 8 days a week" I think the aliens just got a couple of things wrong and never figured it out. That's probably why it closed recently.

Apr 1st

If you agree with my answer it’s probably because...

Mar 31st

Note to self:  It doesn’t matter if you order a burger...

Mar 30th

Teen Girl Fantasizes about Teen Girl Fantasy

Mar 30th

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The Beatles’ German Single, “Come Give me Diner Ham”

Mar 30th

lionshareprofiteers: A great moment from friday night. ...

Mar 30th

Omegle is absolutely blowing my mind right...

Mar 30th

Animalz werld

Ben: Did you know when you clip a dog's toe nails, you're clipping their nerve endings?
Me: Of course! If it's too short it's one of the most painful things you can do to an animal!
Ben: Second to killing them with a needle.
Me: Actually killing them with a needle is done because it's not painful.
Ben: I meant in their eye.

Mar 30th

Last night I went to the insanely popular Indian haunt...

Mar 29th

Watch

Ellen Sirot creepily convinces America why she deserves her $10,000 a day rate to model her hands.

Mar 29th

Hollywood Cookie Diet! (via dalasv)

Mar 27th

GPOYW My most coveted piece, the commemorative Coco is Dead...

Mar 26th

Reese Witherspoon prepares for trip to outerspace by wearing...

Mar 24th

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The Good Life - Album of the Year Pete, Gabe and I got caught in traffic on the way to DEVO...

Mar 24th

Artist Beth Grossman photographed the rear-ends of the...

Mar 23rd

I danced at the Casiokids show.  That’s Nathan...

Mar 21st

I'm up on Twitter up at SXSW

Mar 18th

Click for more cup-a-cakes.  Eeeeep!

Mar 18th

uh? twitter 101?

So 4 or 5 of my tweets from between 6 and 2 hours ago have magically disappeared.  Why would that...

Mar 17th

whizhouse: 8 bit Hip-Hop Imagine an original...

Mar 17th

JESSICA: The internet is a cruel place. How do you deal with criticism that may be lobbed your way?
TAO LIN: I think I view abstract criticism and praise with medium to severe detachment that is at times wry, uncomprehending, or amused. I look at the computer screen with a neutral facial expression while my brain processes that the shit-talking or praising information that is there is not going to concretely affect my life in concrete reality of going to the grocery store, eating watermelon, reading books on my bed, and eating dinner in a restaurant. If someone criticizes my concrete actions in concrete reality, I do take that into account and think about what I have done. For example, if someone says I caused 10,000 people or cows to feel physical pain I will think, “I shouldn’t have caused 10,000 people or cows to feel physical pain, I think,” and then probably do something to prevent that from happening in the future. If someone criticizes my non-rhetorical writing, or if I am feeling really existential and like my life is “art,” then I don’t really think about it, I just think, “There is no good or bad in art,” in a quiet monotone and then do something else.

Mar 16th

Tao Lin Intern #4

Mar 16th

On point, Gawker!

Mar 16th

Also to play fair, here is a picture of Ben’s ugly mug...

Mar 16th

This was *craftily taken after Ben and I had both been...

Mar 16th

Tweetle dee

I’ve got my twitter streaming into my tumblr now.  Fancy stuff, right?  As soon as you...

Mar 16th

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The best TMI yet, specifically the last 10 seconds.  I hope their TV show gets picked up if only so...

Mar 15th

So this is what they meant by 'The Birds...

Rape flight is an animal sexual behavior exhibited by birds and characterized by one male of any...

Mar 15th

SXSW

I’ve got my schedule as far as the official showcases go but can anyone reblog with a somewhat...

Mar 15th

“I was thrown out of NYU. On my metaphysics final, they...”
— Woody Allen (via unalone)

Mar 15th

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tylercoates: Joni Mitchell - “Cactus Tree” There’s a lady in the city And she thinks she loves...

Mar 14th

If you can take a moment please keep my iHome in your...

Mar 14th

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Brainchild of Peter Berkman (of Anamanaguchi) and Chuck Cash (of tailor apprenticeship fame?)

Mar 14th

“A man once told me, and his grandmother told him, ‘You...”
— Diane Von Furstenberg

Mar 14th

And eyes big love-crumbs. swoon.

Mar 14th

Until tonight I hadn’t worn my hair half-up/half-down...

Mar 13th

Seee you there, suckas.

Mar 13th

“Are you excited by the thought of typing really, really...”
— Times Online on Peter Berkman,...

Mar 13th

katiebakes: ed209: Mugshots of Phish fans arrested...

Mar 12th

Reason #221 to be scared that I never go...

Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to...

Mar 12th

I wrote something in this zine

Mar 12th

Me: Hey, what's the word for someone who knows a little bit about a lot of things? A polyph...
Mike: Do you mean an internet addict?

Mar 12th

Mar 12th

$mart Genius at work

Me: the library is now the libby gerry
Jesse: it's gery with one r
Me: oh woops, even better!
Jesse: it's whoops with an h
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Jesse: it's LOL

Mar 12th

Pretty

darn pleased with my new layout.  Jus’ sayin’

Mar 12th

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A parody of the group that already seems to be a parody of Take-Back NYU (the original joke.)  Did...

Mar 12th

Want. Good Time ring by Yellowgoat

Mar 12th

YIKES

Mar 12th

(image via jesuislucadimarie) Pedrobear = Pedobear

Mar 12th

I invited my roommate into GPOYW.

Mar 11th

“Hey i saw you at a show once and wanted to have sex with you...”
— “I Saw You”...

Mar 11th

Nimrony

B: Our little hipster movement has no cause. We just walk around admiring eachother for acting really cool. We need a movement that isn't looking at pictures of ourselves.
J: You know, I'm starting the revolution.
B: In the 70s, they had anti-war protests. In the 30s when Roosevelt was around they had all the workers unions. What we have aesthetically is a powerful thing, but I'm telling you, saving the ocean, guys.
J: Well, now that we're in an economic depression, something is going to happen.
B: Yeah, Topman and Beacon's are gonna sell more clothes.

Mar 11th

Just found this in a recent collection of Jacob Pritchard...

Mar 11th

Fundamental Ways in Handling People

Don’t criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest and sincere appreciation. Arouse in...

Mar 11th

Hikikomori

Literally “pulling away, being confined”, Hikkomori is a Japanese term to refer to the...

Mar 11th

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Today with the internet has been the best!  We are having such a good time!  Almost as good of a...

Mar 11th

cameronr: Eight-year-old Arlo Weiner, the son of Mad Men...

Mar 11th

Sesquipedalophobia

the fear of long words.

Mar 11th

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Behold the atheist’s nightmare!  Bananas prove that God exists!

Mar 11th

Dress like Blair Waldorf and eat at the...

Attention UES parents, creepy old men, and ladies willing do anything for a free meal. Feast your...

Mar 10th

Live Your Real Life and Earn Virtual Points?

Mar 10th

“She said boy I don’t just ride, She’ll pull up...”
— Ne-Yo, She Got Her Own (Miss...

Mar 10th

“If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one...”
— Sylvia Plath (via)

Mar 10th

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“Beginning in 1957, American male high school seniors were...”
— “The Age of...

Mar 10th

jessenovak: This should not be happening.

Mar 10th

Smuggler gets creative and wears cocaine cast

Mar 10th

“You can be as logical, rational and objective as you want,...”
— I Wrote This For You

Mar 9th

possibly the best reader comment I've ever...

Mar 9th

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cameronr: [Calvin Harris - I’m Not Alone] I’m so into this song right now. String stabs! And...

Mar 9th

knickersoaker: Yo dawgs, I herd u liek knickersoakers,...

Mar 9th

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“Bruises (on my knees for you)” - Chairlift Teddy and I went to the secret Chairlift...

Mar 9th

for phantom pains and batman boo boos

Mar 9th

Portrait of jakelodwick by Gray Scott.

Mar 9th

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( ) by the Blow or the only band I trust to communicate the things I feel and to do so...

Mar 9th

Mar 8th

The "Best" Worst-Games List

Mar 6th

Wayne and Jeffrey, 1970

Mar 5th

The official white house portrait of Nancy Reagan...

Mar 5th

marikosmak: i want a burger on my finger

Mar 5th

Oh, Craig!

Mar 5th

Mar 5th

Oh god!  Alright!

Mar 5th

Spongebob: what do you usually do when i'm gone?
Patrick: wait for you to come back.

Mar 5th

ary playing a gameboy song he wrote on the street in seattle

Mar 5th

Barnes and Noble!  Look at you!

Mar 4th

Mar 4th

!!!

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful

Mar 4th

Tchyeah, you have to bring “you’re own”...

Mar 4th

ctatum: love veselka! Oh dear, oh my, so do I.

Mar 4th

well now!

my ventral tegmentum and caudate nucleus keep lightin’ up.

Mar 4th

What to wear today?

Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

Dave has been designing the music videos and website for...

Mar 3rd