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“Can ‘babies’ be our safe word?”
— Said in Bed

Thanks to juliasegal for supplying my SIF fill of the day.

Map-Making

Napoleon said you have to enter Italy like a boot, it can’t be taken by sea, but did he...

I’m going to be doing a reading tomorrow for the Kerning House Collective showcase but...

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You can now twitter with just your brain and...

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Mallory: Oh because I never think about it
Renata: You're such a guy
Mallory: What?
Renata: That's what my problem is. I decided I need to think that i'm just a cute, sexy... guy.

“Come away with me, he said, we will live on a desert island....”
— Margaret Atwood

Two years ago today with my two favorite students!

“I further find the sort of person whose life revolves around...”
— Rory Marinich Who are these...

Malz Werld Petz

“Mom, Listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for...”
— Cory Matthews ...

Just one of the reasons why I’m excited to go back to...

Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction

yvynyl: 1-Bit Music (2004-2005), a project by composer and...

"CHRONIC" of Narnia

Fussell

A sign of class desirability might be the abscence of facilities for bowling. I say that because...

“People who eat basil are lame!” - Ashley on Rock of Love

Home Alone Again with Michael Jackson (ft. Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

Tub thumping and pissing the night away

“If He Had”, Gary Young

Interviewer: [You tweeted,] “U ever put a sneaker on and the heel part gets smushed under your foot? That’s how uncomfortable I feel when I talk to Hollywood Douchebags.” Are you frustrated with the LA scene?
Andy Milonakis: I used to be when I was bitching about it but still going to the places … now I go to dive bars, hotels and pretty much stay out of any place with a velvet rope … Even the Velvet Rope store on Hollywood & Vine, They have great deals on velvet ropes but its just not for me.

Renata said I should caption this image of her,...

Tao Lin puts his Myspace up for sale on Ebay

A super quick version of my interview with Katy Perry with need-to-know stuff only (Kissing girl...

Scientists Discover True Love

It appears that scientists have discovered true love. Brain scans have proved that a small number of...

radarchive: srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl: mc chris - Nrrrd Grrrl You understand now. This is the...

Drama Queen

ryanpurtill: My wife is such a baby. It’s thunderstorming right now and lightening a lot and she...

My friend Nyle is a vision. Produced by Last Pictures, his video for “Let the Beat...

When I say that my Macbook gets too hot, I am not messing...

(how I feel about you)

A light saber battle just broke out during this meeting. I’m down.

tomoatmeal: From my new show, “Ghost Hunter! (I hope)” Tom...

I’d sink to your city streets if I wasn’t buried...

Here I am setting the lil dude on the right course of...

I stopped to help a poor Tweenbot find his way in the park.

I was caught on candid camera in Washington Square Park.

Came back to my computer to find someone who documents what...

Zac Efron sketch about life after High School Musical.

“You might think she’s just talking about getting...”
— Molls on “Single...

kissmeimlazy: The Aftermath- Hotel Vitale, San Francisco,...

Mimicking Furby facial expressions in the mirror so if burglars come and burgle my house they will...

Taking furrydom to a whole new level. It’s all...

youngmanhattanite: This strikes the interviewer as...

Katy Perry and I post-party.

I wish I had Jesse’s girl. Ohhh, hi, Libby.

Find Your Soulmate: 44602 members. Wish me luck!

“Emotions, in my experience, aren’t covered by single words....”
— Middlesex — Jeffrey Eugenides....

Okay, I’ve calmed down. I’m over it. Pigtails...

Hmph. Fine. I will not wear pigtails again until I am 20...

Wait, SERIOUSLY?! My pigtails are the problem? I am...

Ned tattled on me to Mrs. Hobart-Bluewell and she said maybe...

I didn’t realize it was a biological phenomena until...

She must not have known that little boys love to tug on...

When I was younger my mother would put my hair in pigtails.

First images from upcoming YACHT album, See Mystery Lights. The See Mystery Lights cover and...

Oh, Teddy and I are in the new Macbook ads?

The Fat Jew! Throws an Oscar party! With glam and guac!

“In my dreams you’re alive and you’re crying as your mouth...”
— Neutral Milk Hotel, Two-Headed...

fred-wilson: Natural - Okay - Huggable Dust this record is amazing and I just keep listening to...

“When it seemed I would be writing about “Midnite Madness...”
— Bill Watterson, speaking about...

“I have this theory. If you tell any man, ‘Today I am your...”
— Charlotte Roche Salon Books

Keys to your memory designed by Alissia Melka-Teichroew for...

Attention Peter Berkman. Here are all your dreams rolled...

“To express oneself in seventeen syllables is not difficult”
— Teddy (being clever upon...

“To express oneself in seventeen syllables is very diffic”
— John Cooper Clarke

Hilary Duff on the iPhone autocorrects to Hilarious Duff

“I like your look. It’s like naughty house maid meets...”
— Thanks, Samuel

Pretty sure I talked about how excited I was for Topshop to...

The Long List of Girls Who Love the Shit Out of You - The Blow

Breaking News on Twitter

Anamanguchi just got signed to Universal Studios. The theme park.

Improv Everywhere plays an April Fool’s. I think.

GPOYW ft. a lil’ tuft on my head with remixes by wide...

suicideblonde: Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen