May 2009
52 posts
April 2009
78 posts
You can now twitter with just your brain and no... →
Look Ma, no hands!
Right...
Mallory: Oh because I never think about it
Renata: You're such a guy
Mallory: What?
Renata: That's what my problem is. I decided I need to think that i'm just a cute, sexy... guy.
“Come away with me, he said, we will live on a desert island. I said, I am a...”
– Margaret Atwood
“I further find the sort of person whose life revolves around OS bragging to be...”
– Rory Marinich
Who are these people whose lives revolve around operating system bragging and where can I befriend them?
“Mom, Listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for twenty-two years, but we...”
– Cory Matthews
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction →
Written by 13 year old Marisa Ball.
“Driver, please stop for a minute at that middle school. I want to stretch my long legs,” said Ashton from the backseat of his stretched limo. “Yes sir, Mr. Kutcher,” stated his English driver, Geeves. Ashton looked hot in his trucker hat. The sound of Fergie’s “Clumsy” came from the school. “Whutz going on in there, Geeves?” Ashton asked. “It appears to be...
"CHRONIC" of Narnia →
4 NYU stoners cut out and crawled through a large hole carved into the back of a university-issued wardrobe that blocked a closet doorway. Inside, Christmas lights, a set of bongos, a stuffed raven and a poster of Prince Caspian transformed the 10-by-8-foot storage space on Hayden Hall’s seventh floor into an enchanted hideaway.
Actually, the best part is the end of the article where one...
Fussell
A sign of class desirability might be the abscence of facilities for bowling. I say that because Richard Boyer and David Savageau, in their Places Rated Almanac (1981), have found that the following places provide the best access to bowling alleys, and we can’t fail to note what regrettable places they are:
Billings, Montana
Ownsboro, Kentucky
Midland, Texas
Peoria, Illinois
Dubuque,...
Watch“People who eat basil are lame!” - Ashley on Rock of Love
Tub thumping and pissing the night away
Interviewer: [You tweeted,] “U ever put a sneaker on and the heel part gets smushed under your foot? That’s how uncomfortable I feel when I talk to Hollywood Douchebags.” Are you frustrated with the LA scene?
Andy Milonakis: I used to be when I was bitching about it but still going to the places … now I go to dive bars, hotels and pretty much stay out of any place with a velvet rope … Even the Velvet Rope store on Hollywood & Vine, They have great deals on velvet ropes but its just not for me.
Tao Lin puts his Myspace up for sale on Ebay →
If bidding exceeds $666, he won’t inform “the public” of the switch
WatchA super quick version of my interview with Katy Perry with need-to-know stuff only (Kissing girl business being “acting” & Paper plug.)
Scientists Discover True Love
It appears that scientists have discovered true love. Brain scans have proved that a small number of couples can respond with as much passion after 20 years as most people exhibit only in the first flush of love. The findings overturn the conventional view that love and sexual desire peak at the start of a relationship and then decline as the years pass.
A team from Stony Brook University in New...
radarchive:
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:
mc chris -...
Drama Queen
ryanpurtill:
My wife is such a baby. It’s thunderstorming right now and lightening a lot and she is really scared and upset.
I mean I’d let her back in the house if she wasn’t so wet.
WatchMy friend Nyle is a vision. Produced by Last Pictures, his video for “Let the Beat Build” was shot all in one take in the very building we used to have classes in together. (Yeah yeah, he makes it look a lot more fun than it actually was.) The audio is recorded simultaneously with the video, which explains why you hear panting and see everyone playing into mics. The version you see...
A light saber battle just broke out during this meeting. I’m down.
“You might think she’s just talking about getting married- that’s not...”
– Molls on “Single Ladies”
Mimicking Furby facial expressions in the mirror so if burglars come and burgle my house they will think I’m just a Furby and leave me alone
“Emotions, in my experience, aren’t covered by single words. I don’t believe in...”
– Middlesex — Jeffrey Eugenides. (via lams)
Oh my god.
