June 2009
40 posts
mike: do you know any current students at ross, dwight or stuyvesant?
mallory: a few our year from stuyvesant and one the year below from dwight
mike: i have to do interviews for NYC Prep- do any of them have younger siblings that want to be quoted in ny mag??
mallory: mike, were from new york- were all only children
mike: inside, i guess.
From Andy Nguyen's Facebook
James Franco: Only the douchebags at Columbia would dare take a picture of me sleeping in class.
Andy: Why is that?
James Franco: I sleep at NYU all the time and no one bothers me.
Does anyone have a cigarette miss G can bum?
dalasverdugo:
sharingtime:
(This is real.)
A text I received this morning: “good morning ms G, are u gonna meet us at york college or the school?”
My reply: “miss G in da heezy! I am tired from last night. Three cosmos and miss G jumped on the first dude with a gold chain! Still a little drizuuuuuunk. Let’s meet at the school, but know that I am in no mood to teach kids. Let’s pop in a DVD...
shizzle to my nizzle
tumble in the jumble
“Whatever works to get you through life is fine and not necessarily in relation...”
– Woody Allen on his new movie, Whatever Works
Watchcaseydonahue:
could be my new favorite hardly working
I love that Amir.
Twither
Etan: My girlfriend didn't like it.
Me: Then you were doing something wrong.
Etan: Not possible- I was wikipedia'ing it at the same time.
Weeow
Uruguay is the real deal!
Watchdoing kick flips and ghostiriding the whip at Versailles. some things bring out all the good tricks in you.
“All it takes to die is to be alive.”
– Borges, Man on Pink Corner
I get now how movies can pan out across just one day and still be believable. At 7am I took a boat ride to Tigres Island, explored there for a day, came back and went to (an epic-long) Shabbat dinner conducted tri-lingually at Jacob House, then hotel partied for Brett’s birthday, and then had my first argentine club experience. Though we managed to get in without the cover everyone still...
“Docter, Ich vill der nish detzeilen mit iffel yuren stricht, Ich hub gekent...”
– Recently an elderly, elegant Romanian woman came in to my dad’s optical. Speaking no english and my father speaking no Romanian, the language they both had in common was yiddish. Departing, the woman sighed the above, which translates to, “Doctor, I don’t want to tell you how...
OMG BFF LOL: A light look at the dark world of... →
Charlie White’s cartoon from his project “Girl Studies” (2008) and, like, my new favorite internet TV. Frsure.