August 2009
73 posts
For $100, National Geographic will trace your... →
Using a Genographic test kit at home, you can now help chart the migratory history of the human species. If you’re into that sort of thing.
GQ ranks America's 25 Douchiest Colleges →
NYU comes in at number 11 as home of the “Yeah, I did that when I was 17” douche.
I think they sang about this in a bare naked...
im riding in a limo to the dentists office. keeping it classy.
“I’m not funny. What I am is brave.”
– Lucille Ball
Pete: IS SHE HOT?!?!,!!,!!,!
Me: ha
Pete: Told them probs not, "only one ha"
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Really conflicted over the shark vs cat battle. Those have always been my two favorite aminals ever since childhood. I had a penguin phase for a couple years in middle school but sharks and cats have always been a staple. What’s a girl to do?
“I saw a photo of Mariah Carey recently. She was wearing my body.”
– Charlie Hankin’s mom
Watchzachklein:
We built and then raised a 9-foot movie screen up five stories (video by Nick Gray).
The making of Friday night’s party. Behind the scenes at Nick Gray’s. True Life: I had a party, there was a projector involved.
“I broke into a building and took her to a secret spot overlooking all of times...”
– Abe
“Wait, were you wearing a gown and heart-shaped sunglasses when you bought the...”
– When you wear Mandate to Angelica’s Kitchen you get free food from the hostess
Malz in revolt
Youth In Revolt trailer completely deflated my hopes and dreams. It looks like they murdered the book. Sheeni Saunders is 100% a sassy brunette, what’s the deal with the demure blonde? And what’s with this “Francois” being his alter-ego? What happened to “Carlotta”?!! I am really pretty distraught over here. Shoot.
marjorie stewartbaxter,
you taste like sunshine dust
One Hand Extended To You, The Other To Traffic -...
“watching Craig Ferguson, audience laughing pretty hard. Switch to Fallon,...”
– Caleb Bark summing up my feelings on the guy.
In google image searches
yourpalmal.com yields results on the 1st page for “Fabio” and the 2nd page for “wrist tattoos.” This means most people land here in search of the whole rugged, daring thing then end up being greeted with a girl in pigtails talking about kittens and making out.
“I should have known that something wasn’t right the second you walked into...”
– Jason Stackhouse
WatchThis is a little big dance number between Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
idea:
someone needs to make a rotating image of TGIF shows so it can be a t.gif
Celebz all up in dis piece
Yesterday I told that-go’s Stefan that I was 100% sure Kanye would be coming to them to direct his video after they release their new projects. He said to let Kanye know next time I saw him. Who knew that day would be today?!
mal: doing something scary and sketchy
amy: i hope this means you're drawing monsters
at the apple store
anton just put his iphone on in the ihome ip1 and blasted “money bitches cars clothes weed” throughout the store. despite everyone turning around and staring at us he started dancing and let it play. a mother covered her daughters ears just like it happens in major release comedies.
“Nothing new has really happened here at home. I’ll fill you in on what I do know...”
– Excerpt from summercamp letter in 8th grade. Back when “to french” was a verb.
“The World May Never Know” - Dr. Dog
“Reader surveys show that the typical Perez Hilton reader is a 26-year-old...”
– LA Times piece on Perez
gaydar for dummies
A: It could go either way. He knows he's effeminite but he's too young to really tell.
B: Is he on student council?
A: Actually, yeah, how did you know that?
B: Once I was student president thats when I knew I was gay.