January 2010
36 posts
iPhone's auto-correct sometimes says the things...
chris: are you home?
me: yep!
chris: foods?
me: on my way now! what're you thinking?
chris: was considering mamoun's before but now wanting some delicious tail
Dear Sir,
I just listened to your voicemail from this weekend about the city smelling like maple syrup and so forth. While I recognize your voice and loved this voicemail so much I just listened to it seven times in a row, the number was blocked and you didn’t leave your name. I want to tell you it was a wonderful image! A city of pancakes! So I am putting this up here, hoping one day...
Watchgrandmas on green-screen rollercoaster. does not get much better.
Watchmah first lip dub
Part of an effort to work dat glitter as Bianca calls it - I stripped myself of the Marjorie Stewartbaxter alterego I usually drop into and opted for Annie. This is what would have happened if instead of stopping at “annimal” when naming her album, she kept going until she got to “anniemallory”
I want you back - The Jackson 5
Oh man, sux...
“[True Blood’s Stephen Moyer] is broody, secretive, just approaching the...”
– Choire explains the hotness of Stephen Moyer in six sentences. (via molls)
But… I love Edward Cullen. Wait, there’s an apt explanation for that, too.
oh my god these freaking endorphins
If 2009 was about dance parties, 2010 is about dance classes. I picked up a couple and had my first one today. Thinking it aint no thang, I left my hip-hop shoes at home (if you’re laughing right now, you’ve never danced in a pair- it feels like arched sole heaven) and wore a white shirt. I now look like im fresh off a wet t-shirt contest and my feet are throbbing from pirouetting in...
True Affection - The Blow
Relistening to this...
Watchhannibal buress (is so good at this)
“Never go on trips with anyone you do not love”
– Ernest Hemingway
“Tiny but lionhearty”
– Alexis Powell
Why didn't I think of that?
sammichcat: OH, SMALL RATS
oh malrats: perfect
“with this ring, I thee biodamp”
– Dr. Who
Uh oh!
Thanks to the smartypants that are David, Jacob & Marco, you can now ask me anything conveniently and anonymously (or check out that nifty little link on the upper left, so cute, right?)
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Did you know?
Weezer’s music video for “Buddy Holly” was included on the Microsoft Windows 95 CD-rom when it was first released!
WatchI hosted the Paper Nightlife Awards for Paper TV.
& while Pierce is the most ruthless editor ever, taking all of the funny and all of the Mallory out of the video (oh was that redundant?), he at least kept the bit around 3 minutes in which you get a glimpse of me aggressively hitting on Luigi Tadini (I am a hopeless romantic for the gays.) Longer version of the vid to come in which Taylor...
Packing.
Things we are going to make in Vermont:
home movies
snowmen
popcorn
sled obstacle courses
cocktails
pillow forts
feasts
love
Things we are going to play in vermont:
charades
taboo
hide & seek
piano
scattergories
our music very loudly
sardines
house
A Few Words on Andrew W.K.
amandalynferri:
As a fan every few months I check progress on the Andrew W.K. conspiracy theories to see if anything new has come forward. Yesterday in my post part ‘til I puked state I stumbled upon this video where Andrew W.K. straight up admits to not being the original A.W.K. and the brainstorm of some suits. I feel like I should be disappointed, but the amount of amazing stories I’ve...
roller coaster, favorite ride!