January 2011
56 posts
Hey I have a new address for hate mail
peterberkman: come@me.bro my favorite is parker’s old e-mail though: stoplooking@melikethat.com
Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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“As for advice: Do well in school, seriously. Or be like, fully native american...”
– Leia Jospe
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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“When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, talking about her dead husband Carl Sagan  (via peterberkman, savagemike)
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
Egypt Leaves the Internet →
Confirming what a few have reported this evening: in an action unprecedented in Internet history, the Egyptian government appears to have ordered service providers to shut down all international connections to the Internet. … every Egyptian provider, every business, bank, Internet cafe, website, school, embassy, and government office that relied on the big four Egyptian ISPs for their...
Jan 28th
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WatchWatch
My favorite Paper TV video starring Devendra Banhart & his 8 pitches
Jan 28th
WatchWatch
This cute, innocent-looking older gentelman accussing the viewer of sexy things combined with the Brad Neely “Wizard People, Dear Reader” voice is just too much.   00:32 for the win.
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
Anonymous asked: Have you ever asked questions to yourself "anonymously" because no one actually gives a shit? You HAVE, haven't you!? Don't worry, it isn't obvious ...
Jan 24th
Jan 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Mallory, you're cute and you seem really intelligent, which in itself is attractive. My question is, what are your hobbies, and interests. My other question is whether or not you actually answer these questions....thinking outwardly, I apologize.
Jan 22nd
“woman, i wanna make love to you while you’re wearing figure skates until...”
– Derrick Brown (from a live version of cotton in the air)
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
http://www.justin-bieber-law.com/ →
Is it weird that I was expecting this to be a corner of the web where all visitors live by Justin Bieber law?
Jan 22nd
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Jan 18th
From Jared Singer's "An Entomologist's Last Love...
Did you know that when a female fly accepts the pheromones put off by a male fly, it re-writes her brain, destroys the receptors that receive pheromones,  sensing the change, the male fly does the same.   When two flies love each other, they do it so hard, they will never love anything else ever again.  If either one of them dies before procreation can happen, both sets of genetic code are lost...
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Making a mixtape cd for my 9-year-old sister
to bring over tonight. What songs should I put on it?
Jan 15th
christotheconnelly asked: America in one word.
Jan 15th
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christotheconnelly asked: America in one word.
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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I've never been more excited for a birthday party!
(except for my own.)
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 6th
Did you know
that Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth because she speaks from her heart?
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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Hatin' Life 4evs
Last month I dropped a card in a Burberry raffle for a 2,500 dollar bag and said to Bianca, “I am only entering because I know I am going to win this” (same deal with the Sparksheet Contest I won) I made one entry and weeks went by and I never got the email so I cheekily said to Bianca, “Man. I can’t believe I didn’t win that contest.” Just checked my messages...
Jan 6th
hello kitty + friends
calicocomics: It’s no secret that I love and own everything Hello Kitty. Thanks to Katie (and her awesome new tumblog) for taking my favorite friend and giving her a mouth, so she can finally tell me how much she appreciates my constant companionship.
Jan 5th