February 2011
47 posts
Ben stares down pink cupcake for three minutes →
What will the fate of the cupcake be? Watch with baited breath to find out.
“This is not an urban legend, but rather a custom for which I was once the happy...”
– Barbara Munic, commenter on the NYTimes article calling for memorable campus legends
“I’m the mother fucker that gave Darth Vader asthma”
– Shappy, Spoken Nerd
Reason #981 why Brent makes me giggle-happy:
Huffington Post: What is the most 'emo' thing you've done?
Brent Katz: I'm not sure! Can you give me an example from when you were Emo?
Anonymous asked: What is the best thing a boy(friend) could do?
New Britney Spears Music Video
has the strangest product placements in terms of duration and prominence. What’s going on?
No subtleness at all when it came to:
Applying Make Up Forever
Browsing Plenty of Fish
Watching herself on a Sony TV
Each brand’s logo ID had a close-up during some part of the video. Reportedly she totaled $500,000 for the placements, which seems strangely low given they were not at all...
Anonymous asked: What college do you attend?
sally
reblobifucry:
there was a girl i knew named sally, she was cute and populer and her bf mike loved her soo much. she had a pet cat named felicia too
one day sally and mike went on a date adn they were in mikes car and he said ‘i love u sally’ and she said ‘i love u mike’ and they kissed.
the next day mike went to afganistan to war and sally never herd from him again and the next day her cat...
“I know how to capitalize and press buttons to make people love me but if I...”
– Beau Sia
Breaking News:
Justin Bieber cut his hair.
“I spend a lot of money on things like cookies and cupcakes, I think it would be...”
– Casey Donahue
I, too, think it would be a good decision financially to have a girlfriend who likes to make those things. Any girls want to date me? I will eat your foods.
Zeno's Paradox by Your Pal Mal
Things I learned from missing a party to stay in & read “The Drunkard’s Walk: How Randomness Controls Our Lives” by Leonard Mlodinow
Let’s say I want to step away from my computer over to my room about a meter away. (Here is the part where ya’ll are like, JK MAL U NEVER LEAVE YR COMPUTER GET REAL, but let’s just say…) Before I get to my room,...
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“I tried to quit smoking for three years. I couldn’t. Then one day I read...”
– Pete Z., four years later.
“A kiss is still a kiss. You can break everything in the world down to its atomic...”
– Grilling Jonathan Sadlowe about how his work in biology relates to his relationships.
Small Girls Intern Search!
smallgirls:
The time has come for us to find another enthusiastic intern to join our team!
Take a look at our clients page and if you or someone you know might be interested, read our intern duties below and let us know if you’re the small-or-tall boy-or-girl we’ve been waiting for.
Tasks include (but are not limited to):
Maintaining healthy e-lationships with bloggers. Do you read blogs? Do...
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“San Francisco is stealing my heart. The crust punks are gentlemen and apparently...”
– Athena reports back from the other coast
“Cat Calls” aka my first live...
“For weeks Eric and I would look at each other and then look away. It was the...”
– Leslie Arfin
