April 2011
61 posts
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Anonymous asked: I like your name Mallory. so dtf? Just kidding ;) But seriously, I am naming one of my unborn daughters Mallory.
Apr 23rd
“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are...”
– Sylvia Plath
Apr 23rd
Impersonals.net →
cheeky new dating site running on a pretty smart concept
Apr 21st
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A Short Haiku for the Formerly Long-Winded
You are too fluent In my favorite language. These days, I listen.
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Apr 18th
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holdonmagnolia asked: I saw in your other question that you look a lot for slam pieces -- so is it you that I should thank for the few Derrick Brown pieces I've been seeing/for featuring one of my posts of his work? I'm just assuming here, but even if it wasn't you, thank you a million times for trying to showcase some performance and slam poetry.
Apr 18th
Apr 17th
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justinhaspoems asked: Hiya,
i just started following you, and i really dig your poem "Renascence." i don't wanna try and dissect it to explain why, but i just really enjoyed picturing the scene :) i'm Justin by the way. i write poems too. nice to meet you :)
Apr 17th
jackcbuck asked: Howdy there,
I was curious on how you get your blog to be recognized as a contributor? I am a tad perplexed on how some of these poems make it on the list. Each to his or her own, I say, all a matter of preference, certainly. But, I definitely hold that one of my poems should've have been displayed. And, not just me, I have numerous friends here on tumblr that are tremendous writers...
Apr 17th
iheartirony asked: what is your opinion of http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2027761/v2169006 ?
also, did you know that if i use firefox it doesn't say "yeyuh" when i wanna ask you questions?
Apr 17th
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mattlehrer asked: Why do you think all the people (or one person?) asking you questions are anonymous cowards?
Apr 15th
Anonymous asked: What should your prom date wear?
Apr 15th
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Anonymous asked: do u have a d8 4 prom?
Apr 15th
Anonymous asked: r u single?
Apr 15th
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For Desire
Give me the strongest cheese, the one that stinks best; and I want the good wine, the swirl in crystal surrendering the bruised scent of blackberries, or cherries, the rich spurt in the back of the throat, the holding it there before swallowing. Give me the lover who yanks open the door of his house and presses me to the wall in the dim hallway, and keeps me there until I’m drenched and...
Apr 15th
tuniosiorpotrs-deactivated20110 asked: Do I detect a cheeky reference to Kurzweil in your About section?
-N
Apr 14th
The Gloss posted our video today! →
yay.
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Related
William James and his Harvard buddies tripped on ether in the early 1900s. One night they unlocked the secret of the universe, and made sure to write it down. The next day, their note said: “The world is permeated by the smell of turpentine.”
Apr 12th
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actual e-mail I was privy to years ago:
fuckin die fuck you, fuc king iow.s. yo’re owrqatcing me. nd i don’t  like  it. you’r edufckxing watchign me. and i’m sick ot it.  OIH GID.. the tears are streaming down my ace, beqacuase  fucking  owls are  god, they’re fucking invidiaing the iunvierse. theyr’dc  ucing  stepping out of thei bounds.  tha’t shtiem’ what i’m talking about...
Apr 12th
Curvy, confident and pissed off!: The Real Deal... →
findingelizabethtaylor: So last night I whipped up a shoot with my best friend and resident photographer, Gary Weingarten. We shot all over his apartment and in the hallway because well, the weather has not been too nice in NYC to say the least. Here are a few of my favorite shots. But what I really wanted to discuss was what went on before this photo shoot, or rather- what did it take to...
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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“The fact is, the shape of the buttox- what causes it to curve out- is a...”
– Elisabeth Cornwell, Executive Director of the U.S. branch of the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science (RDFRS) From her NCAS talk “Who Invented Beauty - Madison Avenue or Charles Darwin?”
Apr 9th
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mscotter83 asked: Is the layout of your Tumblr custom or did you start with a theme?
Apr 8th
Anonymous asked: you seem like a pretty down to earth, sociable person, do you usually enjoy meeting new people?
Apr 8th
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Date Someone Who Can Make You Laugh
jellabyjones: I’ve seen a lot of these posts about dating a girl (or guy, or bipedal person) who does such and such.  But really, just date someone who makes you laugh. Life is absurd, and weird, and fantastic, and sometimes a great big giant pile of steaming crap (with the vapor lines and everything) and it’s a lot easier to get through it when you have someone laughing with you.  So y’know,...
Apr 6th
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The Last Unicorn
Today’s NaPoWriMo was a version of something else I usually use as a “warm-up” that I edited to be related to my 30 days of prom stunt (I’m on Day 16 of dresses today.) I *thinks* it will be filmed, so I’ll post a video either later tonight or early tomorrow. Cool, dogg.
Apr 5th
jujasp-deactivated20110908-deac asked: he is my best friend (:
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demarko asked: I was bored so I animated you http://cl.ly/3z2y0c363m2C0M2a0h26/content
Apr 4th
jacob asked: hey dave, when you make the GIF can you just make it fit in the column? thanks
Apr 4th
perkee asked: Why you no pink on here no more. Also, while you're changing the css can you please add the following somewhere? your sidebar images poke me in a very specific part of my brain. Paragraphs are ok.
#sidebar img
{
margin-left: -5px;
}
Apr 4th
demarko asked: I've always wondered why the picture on your blog (under "Welcome Mat") isn't an animated GIF?
Apr 4th
iheartirony asked: i follow you on tumblr and on twitter. in some cultures, we are considered married.
Apr 4th
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An Excuse Haiku: A Haikcuse
All I want to do is watch Gossip Girl in bed then dream of Chuck Bass.
Apr 4th
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