July 2011
36 posts
mscotter83 asked: If we fill out an application, will you tell us our score? This may or may not be a deal breaker for me.
tightgrip asked: Does knowing your partner in crime personally help ones chances?
Anonymous asked: Before I commit to applying the position as your new boyfriend, I just have a few questions:
1. Is there a height requirement?
2. Is a cover letter also required?
3. Can I just skip to the head of the applicant line by purchasing you an ice cream cone & a puppy?
1. Is there a height requirement?
2. Is a cover letter also required?
3. Can I just skip to the head of the applicant line by purchasing you an ice cream cone & a puppy?
unclebuckin asked: Is relocation available should terms be reached during a negotiation if one were to make it past the boyfriend application/interview process?
Anonymous asked: I kind of have a crush on you purely from your twitter
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Anonymous asked: Do you always answer your email? I always wanted to say hell but feel odd being a stranger.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend? Can I be your boyfriend?
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rap music
blog on my blog
like corn on the cob
dailybez asked: hi! you know Kristen Wentrcek?! that's wonderful! she's the best.
“Have you ever felt like your whole body was going to fall apart if you didn’t...”
– Quickies in New York - A Letter to my Professor (via unicornology)