September 2011
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thoughtenterprise asked: Can I second what the last guy said without being unoriginal?
sydegg asked: Your description on the side made me fall in love with you a little (a lot)
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I like watching people fall in love onscreen so...
I have come to enjoy the moment when the male lead, say, slips and falls right on top of the expensive wedding cake. I actually feel robbed when the female lead’s dress doesn’t get torn open at a baseball game while the JumboTron camera is on her. I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world. For me, there...
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We Will Drink Our Coffee And Complete Our Novels... →
After dinner we will drive around listening to emotional guitar music from the mid-90s and you will rest your head on my shoulder and I will pet your hair and think about crying and you will look at the speedometer and think about your childhood. In a 24-hour grocery store at 2:30 a.m. we will walk through the produce section and it will be very bright and I will say that I feel insane and drunk...
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Breaking Up is Hard To Do
“We don’t have anything in common,”
I said. “We’re two completely different people.
It doesnt make any sense to stay together.”
But then she started to rub my penis
through my pants & I suddenly remembered
that we both did like Indian food
-Hal Sirowitz
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that1guytony asked: Mallory, this girl came over to my apartment and the photojojo store page happened to be on my laptop after one of your blog post (you know which one, I'm not gonna link it) and now she thinks I am super amazing. But now I don't know if she only likes me because of that link or was it the stellar dinner I made her? Should I bring this up the next time she is over?
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Anonymous asked: Who do you think wins between Pirate vs. Ninja?
jackcbuck asked: Why hello , sweet sweet Mal.
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On Fear & Being Good: 1 Year of Small Girls PR
A year ago today, we moved into our office at the Makery and started Small Girls PR. Technically, we’d actually sold out our first ever event in August, but it wasn’t until we made that first payment to the co-working space we now call home that we’d actually literally and emotionally invested in Small Girls.
I had no idea if I could do it, but I knew Bianca could, which was the point. If what I...
j-r-morgan asked: You are absolutely fucking amazing! I love your company, "Small Girls, Big Business." Please just know that you have become an inspiration for me and have fueled my motivation at a time when I was running on empty. Thank you!