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Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair, a twenty-one year old libra in the seventh house with a leo rising.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

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August 27, 2010

BLIP TOKYO CHALLENGE CHECKLIST

Tomorrow morning I leave for Tokyo!

brotherladies:

Because I’m jealous that I can’t go, here’s a dumb scavenger hunt! Winner gets a prize!!!

Collect as many of the following as you can! The person with the most wins!

(I’m might add to this list, bc people have great suggestions—more suggestions are welcome!!

1. A photo of you eating at least 3 big macs surrounded by a group of uniformed Japanese school girls flashing American gang signs

2. Proof that you sat on a male prostitute’s lap

3. A photo of the stupidest shoes you have ever seen

4. A photo of the most terrifying & questionably perishable item you can possibly procure from a vending machine

5. A photo of a Tokyo native wearing a shirt with English writing that makes absolutely no sense.

6. A photo of a video store clerk looking annoyed as you “CAN’T BELIEVE THE COVERS OF THESE HENTAI DVDS!”

*numbers 4 & 5 submitted by Kris Keyser

August 24, 2010

impmovements

moved the couch & coffee table out of the living room and am now using it as a dance studio.

August 23, 2010

carolinemartin:

Wooners gonna woon.

C-C-C-Creighton, Caldwell, Caroline & I in an igloo which we were personally escorted out of shortly thereafter.

August 22, 2010

I was on math team in high school

Me: we had shirts that said MATH + TEAM = MATH TEAM with numbers on the back
Creighton: were the numbers real or imaginary?

August 22, 2010

A doctor once told me I feel too much. I said, ‘So does God. That’s why you can see the Grand Canyon from the moon.’

- Andrea Gibson, Jellyfish

August 21, 2010

Anonymous asked: you're gorgeous!

I was gonna ask you out to hang out sometime but then I realized how stupid that sounded so yeahh wanna hang out sometime?!

heeeey ~~yooou~~ scott pilgrim*

that doesn’t sound stupid. i’m pretty sure i like hanging out. it’s in the top five things i do every day. let me know what your version of hanging out involves though (circus animals? tag football? spicy doritos?) and maybe it can be arranged.

*also, can you just sign for this?

August 20, 2010

Anonymous asked: ass attack

assolutely

August 20, 2010

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, written by Jenny Slate & directed by Dean Fleischer-Camp

August 20, 2010

NYTimes: What Is It About 20-Somethings?

DURING THE PERIOD he calls emerging adulthood, Arnett says that young men and women are more self-focused than at any other time of life, less certain about the future and yet also more optimistic, no matter what their economic background. This is where the “sense of possibilities” comes in, he says; they have not yet tempered their ideal istic visions of what awaits. “The dreary, dead-end jobs, the bitter divorces, the disappointing and disrespectful children … none of them imagine that this is what the future holds for them,” he wrote. Ask them if they agree with the statement “I am very sure that someday I will get to where I want to be in life,” and 96 percent of them will say yes.

August 19, 2010

"I used to wish for twin brothers every day when I was growing up! And then I got them! Can you believe that? That was my wish that was fulfilled. It was like God looked down at me and said, ‘Ok, Rachel, you want twin brothers as your one wish that you’ll have granted in life? Here they are.’ And I looked back up at him and said, ‘wait, what? no!’"

— Rachel Mudd

August 19, 2010

Newest Small Girls client, Velita, is having their store opening today in conjunction with Bottomless Closet! Come with new or gently used accessories to donate & receive 15% off of purchase. (Or just come to ogle the line while sipping on champagne.)

August 15, 2010

anamanaguchi:

biancarocksout:

This Saturday at Brooklyn Bowl! Anamanaguchi and XXXChange of Spankrock

Thanks GBH for the updated flyer, with the ever so kind inclusion of one super cute logo on the right.

Out of all the things I’m missing since I’ve been abroad, this is the one that hurts the most!

August 13, 2010

biancarocksout:

D4NCING TO R4INBOW IN THE D4RK: Anamanaguchi Das Racist Remix

You can’t NOT dance when listening to this remix. And if you don’t know how to dance to it, I conveniently SHOW you in this video (in the style of Mallory’s True Belieber video).

If Mallory weren’t away, she’d totally be dancing with me, so I just inserted some random dancing clips of her that I already had. There’s also a cameo by a shark, my scooter, a F*ck You I’m Batman sticker, Mallory’s HS senior portrait, and a picture of the band in a tub.

Um… wait so now YOU want this song for yourself to dance to? Lucky for you it’s the b-side to Anamanaguchi’s 2nd single release, My Skateboard Will Go On… totally free + totally awesome. Download it now.

August 13, 2010

Extended my stay until the 16th

This morning in jerusalem, this afternoon back to tel aviv to stay at my family’s house (or to pretend to work at Boxee) then Saturday to Jordan to sightsee in Petra (or to pretend to be Indiana Jones.)

August 13, 2010

"There was nothing left to do but strip off his armor and look for exit wounds. I felt the weight of his dead friends on top of me. I fucked a whole army sometimes."

—

Megan Falley

(’s line has been playing in my head this whole trip. She somehow makes young twentysomethings walking around with m16s even more sexy-intimidating. Yep I made that word up.)

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