About
Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. Welcome to my internet space. I am a 21-year-old little thing.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
WELCOME MAT
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Thanks to the smartypants that are David, Jacob & Marco, you can now ask me anything conveniently and anonymously (or check out that nifty little link on the upper left, so cute, right?)
Did you know?
Weezer’s music video for “Buddy Holly” was included on the Microsoft Windows 95 CD-rom when it was first released!
I hosted the Paper Nightlife Awards for Paper TV.
& while Pierce is the most ruthless editor ever, taking all of the funny and all of the Mallory out of the video (oh was that redundant?), he at least kept the bit around 3 minutes in which you get a glimpse of me aggressively hitting on Luigi Tadini (I am a hopeless romantic for the gays.) Longer version of the vid to come in which Taylor Hanson gets uncomfortable, The Blondes get frisky, and Mischa Barton tells us she only wants to be interviewed if we tell her what to say. (What?)
Packing.
Things we are going to make in Vermont:
- home movies
- snowmen
- popcorn
- sled obstacle courses
- cocktails
- pillow forts
- feasts
- love
Things we are going to play in vermont:
- charades
- taboo
- hide & seek
- piano
- scattergories
- our music very loudly
- sardines
- house
Ummmm
Why is it that ALL OF THE SUDDEN when I control-click on an mp3 file then go to “save as” I am only given the option to save the file as a hypertext link rather than as an mp3 file?!?!?
Man, that is tough. Until 11:59pm the night before your birthday, you will probably get a great deal of joy and fulfillment from the cards while simultaneously working towards building bonds and creating new memories with your friends. However at 12:00am you won’t need them anymore. Afterall, you will no longer be 16, you will be 17. Why don’t you get the best of both words: split the money by spending half on the new nano (only $149) and the other half to getting yugioh cards.
Calvin Harris - “You Used To Hold Me”
This is my favorite song on the album, but the video is a bit dull, isn’t it?
If we’re looking at electropop artists using dancing girls in monster truck warehouse videos then I’d say Chromeo got it right the first time, from casting to choreography to costume.
Aside from this find, image searching gerbils is not half as satisfying as you’d think.
A Few Words on Andrew W.K.
As a fan every few months I check progress on the Andrew W.K. conspiracy theories to see if anything new has come forward. Yesterday in my post part ‘til I puked state I stumbled upon this video where Andrew W.K. straight up admits to not being the original A.W.K. and the brainstorm of some suits. I feel like I should be disappointed, but the amount of amazing stories I’ve heard about this dude out weighs any bummer time I feel. Here are a list of my favs
1. In 2002 I bought my brother, Robbie tickets to see him at Irving Plaza for his 12th Birthday. Here is a picture from that night where he put my chubby at the time brother on his shoulders and danced around stage making all his dreams come true.
2. While in college a kid I used to bro-down with spent the last of his money attending an Andrew W.K. show. He asked Andrew for an autograph, but the only piece of paper he had was a past due bill notifying him that is phone would be shut off if it wasn’t paid. Once Andrew saw this he went into his bus and wrote the kid a check to pay his phone bill.
3. If you ever signed up for his mailing list he will call you to wish you a happy birthday or just say what’s up
4. I’ve also heard a number of stories where he would go back to kid’s dorms and party with them.
5.His twitter party tips are great
If these are the type of things corporations want to trick me into thinking are real then I bring on the trickery. The only negative thing I have to say about the dude is I have never had a great time at Santos Party House.
My best friend is a tall, attractive aryan. But at least I drink champagne like a LADY.
roller coaster, favorite ride!
hitRECord.org Beta!
So this
littleproject I’ve been working on for the better part of a year now has recently gone into beta testing, and I am very, very excited by the feedback we’re getting.And so here’s a few little sneak-peak screen grabs (yes, literal screen grabs :) that I couldn’t resist posting here.
Can’t wait till it goes live and we get to share it with all of you!
What he said!
What they said
