Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Interviewer:: [You tweeted,] “U ever put a sneaker on and the heel part gets smushed under your foot? That’s how uncomfortable I feel when I talk to Hollywood Douchebags.” Are you frustrated with the LA scene?

Andy Milonakis:: I used to be when I was bitching about it but still going to the places … now I go to dive bars, hotels and pretty much stay out of any place with a velvet rope … Even the Velvet Rope store on Hollywood & Vine, They have great deals on velvet ropes but its just not for me.

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