Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

"CHRONIC" of Narnia

4 NYU stoners cut out and crawled through a large hole carved into the back of a university-issued wardrobe that blocked a closet doorway. Inside, Christmas lights, a set of bongos, a stuffed raven and a poster of Prince Caspian transformed the 10-by-8-foot storage space on Hayden Hall’s seventh floor into an enchanted hideaway.

Actually, the best part is the end of the article where one student says he met a lot of people with “similar interests” he would have otherwise never met had it not been for Narnia (which, according to the article, was touristed by over 700 people) and that NYU should have more clubs like it?!?  Who are these people?  Oh, right, Phish heads.

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