Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
BLIP TOKYO CHALLENGE CHECKLIST
Tomorrow morning I leave for Tokyo!
Because I’m jealous that I can’t go, here’s a dumb scavenger hunt! Winner gets a prize!!!
Collect as many of the following as you can! The person with the most wins!
(I’m might add to this list, bc people have great suggestions—more suggestions are welcome!!
1. A photo of you eating at least 3 big macs surrounded by a group of uniformed Japanese school girls flashing American gang signs
2. Proof that you sat on a male prostitute’s lap
3. A photo of the stupidest shoes you have ever seen
4. A photo of the most terrifying & questionably perishable item you can possibly procure from a vending machine
5. A photo of a Tokyo native wearing a shirt with English writing that makes absolutely no sense.
6. A photo of a video store clerk looking annoyed as you “CAN’T BELIEVE THE COVERS OF THESE HENTAI DVDS!”
*numbers 4 & 5 submitted by Kris Keyser
