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On being terrified of “the future”

julesramzy:

damn, i was just thinking. i graduate high school in a little over a month. if your a senior you know the feeling. its crazy, feels like just lat year we were all freshman excited as hell we made it to h.s then as time past we all hated it and just wanted to get out. its finally out. even though i said im not going to cry come may 19. i was be balling like a bitch, its a achievement not everyone accomplish. think about it but we did it

1. Geeze, if you’re graduating high school in a little over a month, you should graduate knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re”

2. But maybe this is because you’ve had some help along the way.  Afterall, it “feels like just lat year we were all freshman.”  I mean that makes sense.  Everyone in your grade was a singular, unified freshman.  So I guess someone else had the right “you’re” and that’s how you all were able to proceed onward the following years as a unit.

3. As time past?  You mean as time passed?

4. It does not seem like much of an accomplishment at all when you say “its an achievement not everyone accomplish,” using the wrong form of “it’s” and leaving out a necessary modal verb to connect “everyone” and “accomplish”

5. You also should have learned before May “19” the difference between present and future tenses.  For example, “I will be bawling like a bitch” is appropriate whereas “I was be balling like a bitch” is confusing.  (Heads up, Perkee) Were you already bawling like a bitch or are you going to be shortly?  Luckily, the “may 19” gives some context to the sentiment, cluing your readers in.

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