Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Docter, Ich vill der nish detzeilen mit iffel yuren stricht, Ich hub gekent laisen Dostoyefsky, un brillen, und nor by de levunah! Recently an elderly, elegant Romanian woman came in to my dad’s optical.  Speaking no english and my father speaking no Romanian, the language they both had in common was yiddish.  Departing, the woman sighed the above, which translates to, “Doctor, I don’t want to tell you how many years ago I was able to read Dostoyefsky, without glasses and just by the moonlight.”

ETCETERA theme by Hrrrthrrr