Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I get now how movies can pan out across just one day and still be believable.  At 7am I took a boat ride to Tigres Island, explored there for a day, came back and went to (an epic-long) Shabbat dinner conducted tri-lingually at Jacob House, then hotel partied for Brett’s birthday, and then had my first argentine club experience.  Though we managed to get in without the cover everyone still has to pay for toilet paper here in the bathrooms.  Neat.

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