Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

theslyestfox:

Mal, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but SOMEBODY has to. The term “DP” commonly stands for “Double Penetration“…I know you meant “Dance Party” but you should PROBABLY stop referring to dance parties by first initial alone…people might think you’ve been doing some really freaky things.
yourpalmal:
GPOYW impromptu dp in luis’s atelier.

No, no, I meant double penetration in the first place.  This was just a pre-stretch.  Yeah.

theslyestfox:

Mal, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but SOMEBODY has to. The term “DP” commonly stands for “Double Penetration“…I know you meant “Dance Party” but you should PROBABLY stop referring to dance parties by first initial alone…people might think you’ve been doing some really freaky things.

yourpalmal:

GPOYW impromptu dp in luis’s atelier.

No, no, I meant double penetration in the first place.  This was just a pre-stretch.  Yeah.

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