Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
Does anyone have a cigarette miss G can bum?
(This is real.)
A text I received this morning: “good morning ms G, are u gonna meet us at york college or the school?”
My reply: “miss G in da heezy! I am tired from last night. Three cosmos and miss G jumped on the first dude with a gold chain! Still a little drizuuuuuunk. Let’s meet at the school, but know that I am in no mood to teach kids. Let’s pop in a DVD of Little Mermaid and blaze up! See you soon!”
