Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Sandwiches blessed by Godssip Girl

I buy lunch from Once Upon a Tart probably every other day.  As a regular, you get certain privileges.  Today there was a huge film crew and 3 body guards outside (along with a gaggles of paparazzi) but my sandwich making mistress ushered me in.  I looked around inside and didn’t see any glitter or flashing lights, so I asked what was up.  ”Shhh, Gossip Girl”  Lo and behold, next to me in line was Hilary Duff, followed by Chace Crawford and Penn Badgeley.  Lil Hil and I chatted it up for a bit while we waited for our sandwiches.  She’s going to be making some cameos on an upcoming episode.  First they scooped up Harriet the Spy and now Lizzie McGuire— I like where you’re headed CW.

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