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September 6, 2009

unicornology:

okayjokesover:cankerbloxxom:scout:storygoes:caylamarie:hammerito:rickahh:douglasmartini:

I hath 99 problems, but a damsel with loose morals is not one of them.

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    99 problems being a bitch ain’t one.

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    I don’t get it. But I love it. Let me clerify…I get it. I just don’t know why they made it. For those of you who don’t...

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    i saw this tapestry “IRL” and it was awesome jumpedship:

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    scout: storygoes: caylamarie: hammerito: rickahh: douglasmartini:

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     LOVE. I’m pretty sure this is the Bayeux tapestry, which I did a report on in high school. Rock on, Normans!

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     OH NOOOOOO, HAHA

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     This made today awesome.

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     fucking cried laughing

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     This is so funny to me.

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     OMG, I just laughed so freaking hard.

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     these are never not funny to me

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     i sang this line about 100 times today to my brother, as well as “awwwwwwwwwaren’t you sharp as a tack? you some kind of...

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     storygoes / caylamarie / hammerito / rickahh / douglasmartini

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     This is one of my favorite songs. When it comes on my iPod, people are always a little freaked out when I start singing...

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     These are my favorite.

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     pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:poobah: suicideblonde:douglasmartini:

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     guess I’ve got...100 problems then :( Medieval hip hop humour :) Word.

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     douglasmartini: I hath 99 problems, but a damsel with loose morals is not one of them.

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     Wow. Bayeux Tapestry humor. I love.

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     HAHAHA i love jay-z soo much.

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     “I hath 99 problems, but a damsel with loose morals is not one of them.” LOL

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     omgomgomg hahahahahaha

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     douglasmartini: I hath 99 problems, but a damsel with loose morals is not one of them.

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     hahahaha I want this cross-stitched for my house one day

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     I hath 99 problems, but a damsel with loose morals is not one of them.

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     rickahh:douglasmartini:

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     Call this “Calvin’s Sound Advice.”

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     I snorted at this so it gets reblogged. =)

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