• Long story short, insert a dialogue here in which Kanye tells me he loves me. And not in the I'm telling everyone I talk to tonight that I love them kind of way but in the his girlfriend and I shmooze for a while and she confirms their love for me and acknowledges I'm the closest anyone's gotten to getting them to talk to the press. I kind of am alright at doing my job- that thing I'm now paid to do. Just saying.