Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
In which I tell my children how I charmed the pants off of Kanye's entourage
Long story short, insert a dialogue here in which Kanye tells me he loves me. And not in the I'm telling everyone I talk to tonight that I love them kind of way but in the his girlfriend and I shmooze for a while and she confirms their love for me and acknowledges I'm the closest anyone's gotten to getting them to talk to the press. I kind of am alright at doing my job- that thing I'm now paid to do. Just saying.
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