Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

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Nick Gray's Tea Parties featurette in NY Mag

The article doesn’t really do Nick’s parties justice.  For example, something worth noting not mentioned in the article was that there was a fetish counselor/masseuse (as Zach Klein coined, “a slashy”) with a massage table set up in Nick’s room for the VIPs.  I got a foot massage and shoulder rub down, leavin me all loosey goosey for the dancing that was going on in the next room.  Kinda made up for missing out on the goodies served earlier in the night.  Kinda.  Though the Freelance Whales played and Sean Blue juggled, what also isn’t mentioned is that America’s Got Talent finalist David Boyd was floating around doing party tricks for all the guests.  All the female guests, anyway.

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