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onionvolcano:

Kathy Griffin’s new book is called “Official Book Club Selection.”
If you’re looking for a tell-all book, this is it.  Not only does Kathy Griffin talk about her career and all the bizarre things she does to get ahead, she also talks about the celebrities she’s had sex with (lots), didn’t have sex with (Conan O’Brien), or just cuddled (Quentin Tarentino).
Lots of famous people are mentioned here.  Many of them are awful, a few are crazy.  The good ones shine: George Clooney, for example, comes across as a class act.
A celebrity bio that delivers all the dirt.  It’s especially good as an audiobook.

My birthday is less than a month away.  I wish to receive this book.  Thanks.

onionvolcano:

Kathy Griffin’s new book is called “Official Book Club Selection.”

If you’re looking for a tell-all book, this is it.  Not only does Kathy Griffin talk about her career and all the bizarre things she does to get ahead, she also talks about the celebrities she’s had sex with (lots), didn’t have sex with (Conan O’Brien), or just cuddled (Quentin Tarentino).

Lots of famous people are mentioned here.  Many of them are awful, a few are crazy.  The good ones shine: George Clooney, for example, comes across as a class act.

A celebrity bio that delivers all the dirt.  It’s especially good as an audiobook.

My birthday is less than a month away.  I wish to receive this book.  Thanks.

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