I was curled up comfortably watching TV with one of my friends last night when I realized I hadn’t checked the internet in over five hours.  OH SHIT.  Blogs could have been created and destroyed in that amount of time— entire RSS’s moved and reconfigurated.  I had to check to make sure things were still in place.  During commercial break (because I may be addicted but at least am still polite) I asked to borrow the computer sitting temptingly in front of us on the coffee table and was met with a surprising, infuriating, baffling “nah.”  … “Nah.” I flipped a shit— what did he expect me to do— sit there and simply enjoy his company?  What is this, the 1800s?  This was just adding insult to injury since the night before he caught me answering a text message mid-conversation and took my phone out of my hands, hiding it under the stoop we were sitting on for a full hour.  I know, right?

Today he texted me this article.  I got served.