Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

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Homework!

“Oh, and before you leave I have one more assignment,” I said to the class.

Naturally, this news was met with audible disgust from my students.

“The assignment…is to have a great weekend!” I said, smiling now as the groans quickly transformed into a wave of cheers.  “Now get out of here!”

For the most part, all of my students did particularly well on that assigment and were awarded “A’s” - except for Margaret, who was given an ”F” after she told me about how her parents got divorced over the weekend.

(via Tom Oatmeal)

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    Damnit Margaret.
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    This probably shouldn’t be...hilarious as I find it..
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