Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Really flattering still followed by…

Part 1: “Tell me what you did today

Part 2: “Tell me what you thought about today”

The boy before me took 25 minutes and the girl before him 3 so I tried to find some place in between.  For those of you who know me, you’ll notice a new, more aggressive lisp floating about my mouth space.  I’m working on realigning my bottom jaw and conthequentially will be speaking like more of a hooligan than usual for four more months.

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