Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I got passes to an advanced screening of Zombieland last week and dragged an extremely skeptical Peter Berkman along with me.  We both brought up the terribly failed facebook joke after the movie got out and came to the conclusion that it must have been some sort of meta-joke, in which it was so obviously not funny and cliched that the writers must have put it in as a F you to all the facebook jokes that came before.  Unfortunately, nope, that’s not the case.  The writers just really, actually hate facebook updates.  How bout that.

I got passes to an advanced screening of Zombieland last week and dragged an extremely skeptical Peter Berkman along with me.  We both brought up the terribly failed facebook joke after the movie got out and came to the conclusion that it must have been some sort of meta-joke, in which it was so obviously not funny and cliched that the writers must have put it in as a F you to all the facebook jokes that came before.  Unfortunately, nope, that’s not the case.  The writers just really, actually hate facebook updates.  How bout that.

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