Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Ohhhhhhhhh, yeah, good point...

Me:: I can't believe you're going to see Sufjan Stevens tomorrow. I can't believe you're going with Jonathan Demme. I can't believe I'll be sitting here writing three essays. My life is awful.

Ben:: What do you mean? You're right on the periphery of all that, so you're life is actually great.

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