Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
File Under: Yet another product that makes men more disappointed once they’ve taken your clothes off. These things are like false advertising! Between push-up bras that make titties look bigger/perkier, Spanx that make your thighs and stomach look firmer/flatter and the Booty Pop that makes your butt look perkier men are pretty much doomed to expect all women that wear them to look hotter naked than they actually do.
ALSO the point of these is to make your butt look nicer, right? So people think your butt looks nicer and are more attracted to you? So wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you were wearing these and met someone and went back to whoever’s place and they take off your dress/pants/whatever and notice that you’re wearing padded UNDERWEAR? How do you explain that?
I bet this causes butt acne, but I’m still ordering at least twelve.
Wish my real ass was jus’ a booty pop so I could take it off sometimes. Lugging this thing around is heavy.
