Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

(& then I took him out dancing with me to show him whassup)

Me:: But c'mooon you never let me copy your physics homework. I'd be tired and just want to get in bed and cuddle and you'd let me stay up doing our stupid formula homework.

Jared:: That's right! Nothing wrong with that! I just wanted you to learn, Mal.

Me:: I opened my legs for that boy and he wouldn't even open his notebook.

Jared:: It's all about physics! You never cared about chemistry, all you care about is physics!

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