Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I am going to be a lil’ panda for halloween!

I am so excited!  I feel like my life has a renewed sense of purpose!  I’ve got positive goals!  I am working towards them!

*All this happiness comes with a twinge of guilt, however: I came up with the idea to go as different holidays with Ben so now he’s big time set on being Christmas but I will no longer be going as Valentine’s day (and, even more unfortunately, no longer putting my red heart Betsey Johnson hooker heels to good use.)

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