Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
Internet Meme Costumes Guide
Hallow-meme costume builder featuring all of the past year’s best internet memes with step by step costume recipes. I’m relieved Boxxy didn’t make the list because I had been jokingly toying with going as her for the past couple of months due to our uncanny resemblance (both in appearance and gesticulation) and now I’ve got an excuse to do just that (on Friday anyways.) Or I can just still go as a panda and be this guy.
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yayayayasmin reblogged this from americastoppushing and added:
I could so be keyboard cat. Just need to learn the song!
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americastoppushing reblogged this from yourpalmal and added:
lose points because it wasn’t my idea, but...balloon boy costume is tempting me right now.
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