Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

biological clocks

Nick:: You realize all of your friends are older. Why is that?

Me:: I guess. I dont know- Ive worked a lot more than most people my age, been in "the real world" a little bit longer?

Nick:: Who do you think is more mature- me or you?

Me:: you.

Nick:: Probably me because I gave you a rasberry on your stomach earlier.

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