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Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. Welcome to my internet space. I am a 21-year-old little thing.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

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November 5, 2009

via soupsoup, from his favorite baseball movie, making this my 2nd Susan Sarandon post in a row:

After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don’t try out. Besides, I don’t believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hang and high curve ball. High-fiver. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweetspot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas Morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days. G’night. Ha.

they don’t write ‘em like they used to.