Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

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Your Pal Mal

via soupsoup, from his favorite baseball movie, making this my 2nd Susan Sarandon post in a row:

After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don’t try out. Besides, I don’t believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hang and high curve ball. High-fiver. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweetspot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas Morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days. G’night. Ha.

they don’t write ‘em like they used to.

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    making this my 2nd Susan Sarandon post in a row:...After 12 years in the minor leagues, I...
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    best parts. he goes 15 for 16....they don’t write ‘em like they used to.
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    The only saving grace...that Matsui used to be a decent, everyday outfielder who has the...
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    Matsui has one good game and gets MVP…h8 u baseball
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    Love this damn movie.
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