Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Everyone's favorite pornstar Sasha Grey and I are performing in a re-telling of the cyberpunk classic "Neuromancer" this Sunday

For six hours.  Along with Tony Conrad, seven other people way more interesting than I am, and a gamelan ensemble. While it may not be as hot as her other performances, it sure will be a lot  weirder. So if you’ve ever wanted to see Sasha Grey in something longer than 30 minutes or me as a gun-weilding, drug-loving seductress (oh, you have for some time now? great!) then come to the New Museum this Sunday.

*EDIT: I’ll be in and out from 3:30 to 5:30 or something.

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