Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
Fun phone jokes you can make with your friends.
Ashley:: I thought it was just a big crowded party.
Me:: Nah, now there's some weird instrumental happenings and an asian shouting "Obama"
Ashley:: <insert joke about Pierce loving asians here>
Me:: But this one was a man <insert joke about Pierce loving men here>
Ashley:: hahaha <insert penis>
Me:: <>
Ashley::
Me:: (that one was a vagina-- you can insert whatever you want.)
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