Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I accomplished so much this weekend!

Thursday:

  •  Spice Girls Concert!

Friday:

  • Sampled fancy drinks at Brittany’s fancy birthday at some fancy restaurant that was entirely too difficult to find!
  • Got lost with Brent in the West Village!
  • Met up with Hayden and travelled to Flushing!
  • Hilary’s Phys-Ed Dance Party at the All Saints School!
  • Playdate with Dave!

Saturday:

  • Watched Batman (1989), which I’d somehow never seen before!
  • Ate entirely too much thai food while doing so!
  • Dinner date with Ben, Maria & Jordan at Lovely Day!
  • Death by Wallace house party/show at the McKibbin Lofts!
  • Ran into everyone and their dogs in brklyn!
  • Hung out at MK’s place & met all of her 6 roommates!

After this, I managed to go grocery shopping at the 24 hour gourmet grocery near my apartment.  I always seem to do this when I am overtired and now I have 2 unopened jars of the same jelly, and 3 boxes of various unopened crackers from doing this so many times without thinking in the past month. Tomorrow:

  • New Desperate Housewives omg
  • Math the Band & Anamanaguchi show at The Annex

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